Bureau of Things that Are

living in the 2020’s

fo- five. five shrews tall.

「俺に何しようってんだ？」
#decnプラス (mtd)

mtd×手錠リクエスト、一度抜け出そうとしてる方で考えてたけどプラスでもなんでもないな...？となり没になりました供養

Winter comes. Persephone and Demeter

お疲れさん
（K察学校組）

man, not a good day

Mafed is, by the way, an idiot. and not in a good way.

gleicher Gesichtsausdruck

"Du sollst keine anderen Götter neben mir haben." - meine Katze, wahrscheinlich

Plüschmörse

skeleton bones

"Living continued to be a disappointing experience, so he lay there with his eyes closed in case death was just running a little late."

-The Traitor and The Wretch

[ #bookwormwill #booksky #quotes ]

We've rolled past 85% and we're headed for 90%, let's keep it moving! 🙌🏾✨

We are so excited to collaborate with Babe&Oak for The Traitor & The Wretch!

Our $20k stretch goal is custom patterned end-pages with matching bookmarks✨

The Traitor & The Wretch - An Illustrated Novel A dark fantasy with queer romance that asks: in a world of heroes and prophecies, can a couple of henchmen get a happy ending?

Less than $70 away from the $7k mark!!! 👀✨ CAN WE GET THERE TODAY?? I THINK WE CAN!!
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#booksky

PMD hitting hard

a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor . ALT: a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .

wow... kennt jeden Hans und Franz, jedes bescheuerte Gerücht, jedes Datum und den Namen vom Hund der Nachbarin des Cousins von Uwe seiner Frau...
aber kann mir nicht sagen, was genau vor einer Woche im Ausschuss entschieden wurde, bei dem man Schriftführer war.
großartig.

Loving this new brush

#vikjayce #vikjay

A screenshot of two bluesky posts. The first reads: The temptation to write a fantasy romance, but casting two of the least likeable character archetypes grows stronger every day. The second post in reply reads: "She's an orphan trained as an assassin and he's the prince she was hired to kill." Okay, but consider this: a greasy rat-faced coward of a cultist who helped raise a mad god and the angry meathead second-in-command who wanted to lead the rebels to victory but always fell short.

How is started ➡️ How it's going

Check out our queer disaster dark fantasy about two henchmen outrunning their terrible fates.✨

The Traitor & The Wretch is an illustrated novel written by me & illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover art by @fusspot.rip

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another nook done~ ♡

Behold! Cover art for our upcoming issue of Old Moon Quarterly! Hand-drawn and inked by Robin Harris of Mystic Barbarism (and Wormwitch)!

ugh... after book depression

gotta go to class but im scheming up some like acrylic block type beat

Traditional drawing in mixed media of a white cat with a yellow straw hat sitting inside a blue cardboard box. It’s surrounded with other boxes full of oranges. The drawing is framed with doodles of oranges above and below the main artwork.

Orange aficionado 🍊

#art #traditionalart #cuteart