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Congratulations, Ayatollah Nicki Minaj.

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Lifted? He’s slurring so badly his gr’s sound like l’s.

CCing Wendy… Why am I doing your job for you, WENDY???

Coincidentally, they’re now serving steak and lobster in every military base across the world. Welp! We had a nice run, everybody. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Looks to me like one of them self-starting fires.

Good one, boss!

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It doesn’t just pull it… it PULLS PULLS it.

(Lazy writing?)

As many do, I love the Vaudevillian comedic stylings of Archibald Meats and Silas Ferments but this man is tarnishing their good names.

I thought his racism WAS his victories.

In his defense, he needs the scope that way because his pupils are so big.

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Good thing Jesus wasn’t in the room to hear that.

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Rule 1:

Trump is unpopular, but how do unpopular democrats use that to make their comeback? Rahm Emanuel explains.

That’s exactly it.
They’re afraid of people helping one another.
They’re afraid of community.
They’re afraid of humanity.

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#ToneDeaf @amyklobuchar.com

This interview… No--no words--no words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful...I had no idea. I had no idea.

Hey, Grok. Show me the USS Nimitz but with bigger boobs, a bikini, and some big ol’ EMALS.

“Hooo-weeee! Do not go in there, babe!!! Better let the fan take care of that for a bit…

Okey dokey! Ready for round two?”

Her murderer’s pockets are filled with reichsmarks.

This ain’t his first coverup…

Political theater performed by those who couldn’t even get cast in the worst community theater production of Godspell.

“There are members of Congress that just don’t cosplay with masturbatorial bomber jacket cosplay important congressman. 🇺🇸🐴 And I masturbatorial bomber jacket cosplay important congressman. 🇺🇸🐴We have folks that are Somali first and not masturbatorial bomber jacket cosplay important congressman. 🇺🇸🐴”