Perry Stoatsen

You could ask for $100 a slot and they'd still go instantly. I'm just sad I wasn't online to catch it lol

And some smaller ones:

- Purity culture stuff got creepy fast

- All of the anti LGBT stuff in the church only made sense when hetro was the only valid option. Once I learned that asexuality was not only a thing, but also totally valid (Pauls letters to Timothy), why not other orientations?

Being made to feel that I shared a big portion of the blame for the depression caused by an abusive workplace situation (coworker staged a deliberate industrial accident that could have killed me) because I wasn't praying enough/attending church enough/spending enough time with the mens group.

Or possibly winblows if the vibe coding continues on unchecked and they downsize the proofreading department.

Because you have an even number of them and they haven't discovered polyamory yet?

They're so cute aaaaaaa!

Literally my parents right after they got done telling me that I'm going to hell and that they regularly beg their deity (whom they believe is all powerful, answers prayer, and takes a direct personal interest in people's lives) for me to break up with my BF of 6 years and stop being gay.

life is actually more fun and you'll be happier if you just embrace the fact that you're a fucked up pervert and you do fucked up pervert stuff with other fucked up perverts.

I mean, it did the classic brat move of deliberately and obviously breaking the rules and then demanding a punishment so that checks out

Especially ferrets (do NOT attempt to kiss one on the bellybutton)

That's a pretty good reason not to flip a table

I've met dentists who were absolutely dogmatic about leaving wisdom teeth alone, and others who were like "nuke them from orbit before they even finish growing in". Both takes are shit imo. A good dentist will take the individual into account and let you know if they're gonna be a problem or not.

Are you appealing these? I assume the process sucks and is pointless now, but it may pay off in the future by not letting them claim they didn't know the takedown was wrong because nobody ever appealed.

I think any of your local white supremacist hangout spots would be pretty up there.

If we want to discount stuff that would make you automatically trash as well as the legal trouble stuff, the payday loan place would be a top contender in my book.

Oh my god I'm not the only one?!? I used to dislike roller coasters until I realized I could hold my hands in front of me and pretend I was flying a plane. I did not realize that trick would work for other people lol.

Welcome to the shadey world of fursuit financing.

If they're lucky their print will even be done before the con is over

My plan was to give up participating in Lent for about 40 days give or take.

That's exactly where my mind went as well, because a locking belt is definitely going to make bathroom visits require some additional logistics unless special accommodations are made lol

Wish dot com doggo, only slightly bitey

That's what second partner is for. You rotate them.

That's why most furries just go and get bread

Take him home

Have you tried the goatee look? As somebody with slow growing facial hair, it's pretty low maintenance. Especially if you trim it super short.

In the context of cis people, I think it's more about the individual than the parts. My boyfriend and I are both penis owners and are polar opposites when it comes to ease of cumming and what feels good. Foreplay + being in the right kind of horny mental state has a big impact as well.

They look pretty fun

Some probably get them preassembled, but the ones who really want to have a good time together DIY it. Somebody needs to commission this idea if it's not already been done lol

You'd have to mix in a dash of intentional, profit driven evil to truly be riot games.

Unrealistic goals probably