Blue Heron Farm

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

Eat dicks

You have to watch the videos

Yes. 🥹

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Ravioli. The dog with a Chihuahua head on a pitbull body

Have you ever seen Ravioli? The dog on the internet whose head is way too small for his body? I am slightly concerned that McLovin is on this track.

Not like now.

Did we ever find out if Platner's wife is really Jewish?

Tufted titmouse showing off his peanut

Everything sucks. Here's a bird with a peanut.

Actually, no. We're not required to sacrifice anything because our Make-A-Wish president decided to knock a couple things off his bucket list before going to hell.

That's why I went straight to the pharmacy

He just wants to smell them a little bit and then lay his head on them for a nap

Take it out of the Trump family fortunes.

Your insurance company probably will not pay for a titre test. But vaccines are cheap, and they would certainly rather pay for that than treating you for measles complications in the hospital. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Last year I just walked into Costco and asked for a measles booster. I told the pharmacist I was unsure if I was ever given two doses, and she just gave me the shot and my insurance paid for it. I don't know, man, I don't see any downside to getting a booster.

And yourself

Black lab mix puppy lying in the grass

McLovin touches grass every single day. Such a good boy.

Also, it's only a stone's throw from here to, "Why are there so many Jews?"

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Thankfully the thread that I saw had enough pull quotes that I did not have to click.

I took the bait. I apologize.

You might as well ask why there are no evangelicals running abortion clinics.

Why are they absent in the leadership of elite universities? Because they don't believe in science or the arts. They have their own universities. If they were any good at what they did, those universities would be elite.

It's a throwaway joke for a problem that doesn't exist. I think most of us would argue there are too many evangelicals in too many positions of power.

So, are y'all asking for DEI or what?

With all the retired military people in San Antonio, there are bound to be real rugs out there in estate sales. Do you ever go to estatesales.net?

I missed it at the very beginning, but I don't miss it either. They really fucked themselves.

I know it's a fun place to shop for stylish clothing, housewares, beauty products and packaged food at affordable prices. The problem is the bigotry. Spend the billions in reparations to the people you threw under the bus.

the guy conducting a war does a daily presser about how he doesn't follow any rules and how he loves war crimes and then a school ends up bombed, hard to say how it happened

Oops, all war crimes!