Jay

We said that in the Midwest. Not sure when we stopped.

Some personal news: I'm no longer the CEO of Bluesky

Yes it is possible. That's why I drank the milk.

It faded

It's real.

I haven't aged a day

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@denimcouch.bsky.social 10th annual renewal of real person status coming up

This woman is cool as shit already, and then you find out she could staff an entire jazz quintet herself (plays piano, guitar, bass guitar, drums, and trumpet). Excuse me??

Shane threatened to block me if I was making up that he got discovered at the Airliner bar but it turned out I didn't make it up

He's not entirely right

Trent is about to be a father

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

He scammed the state out of a lot of covid money

That's not entirely true

A guy I worked with was later on Punk'd

I'm a real cool head

Alex Chilton pelican red light video

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You can't let horses get wet

This is me with the backpack. It didn't really sound like apnea but I definitely snored

Everybody Help Your Sister Out, by Housesitters track by Housesitters

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How does this compare to normal?

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Yes. It's kind of sad because sleeping on my back is awesome. But you can tell by looking at them that the CPAP people are bad guys.

Don't do it. Stay on the good side. I have a backpack I can recommend.