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This is terrible. I can't stand them in their disco mode but them in sad white guy slow jam mode is so much worse. At least you could hypothetically shake your ass to the disco songs. Cool cover, though.

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#1001Albums

10.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Order deetz?

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The UdM people I met at a conference in Quebec City in 1L were delightful.

10.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Law school in Quebec? Unless we're talking McGill it's "there be dragons" civil law territory.

10.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Think he can sense the wind shifting a bit better than a few of the others?

10.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is, indeed, great to have legal protections (albeit, often somehat ambiguous) that allow me to once in a while hit a landlord over the head with a brick.

10.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoo boy, there are few small joys in life quite like sending a shitty hotel owner a letter saying "Congrats, fucko, you're entirely obviously a landlord subject to the Residential Tenancy Act and no you can't give my client 24-hours' notice of eviction and if you call the RCMP I'm suing your ass."

10.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The skeet above, but with blooski asking if I'm writing in polish because of all the z's.

The skeet above, but with blooski asking if I'm writing in polish because of all the z's.

Yes, Blooski. Yes I was.

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We're looking at 3rd and 8 from Idaho State's . . . "

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10.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the great thing about them. It took MONTHS for anybody to notice them because nobody pays attention to an inconsequential middle-aged white schlub.

So liberating!

10.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheese blintz for my starter. Overstuffed 1st cut pastrami for my main.

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people of Ollievania* rejecting this heretical colour scheme.

* That's just me, but with persistent delusions of grandeur.

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sparkleloafersℒ️ are lit.

Sparkleloafersℒ️ are lit.

My daily drivers look like this and cost $60 CAD. You don't really have anything to worry about on my front.

09.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite as godlike as Daydream Nation or Goo but still absolutely fucking awesome. All the noise and stuff is great and right up my alley but they really are great songwriters who more people should cover in different genres, imo.

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#1001Albums

09.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

brb, grabbing my $600 CAD Allen Edmonds to stunt on these hoes.*

* A judge I clerked for gave them to me when they were a size too small for him.**

** They're a smidge too big for me but the judge went and brought me really high-quality insoles so they'd fit me good.

09.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Idaho State's Holt Arena, a wacky sideways Kibbie Dome.

Idaho State's Holt Arena, a wacky sideways Kibbie Dome.

At least we still have the One True Sideways Kibbie Dome.

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Β‘Hermano!

Actually, puppetmusicals are OK. They don't trigger my fight or flight response.

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Krisanthe Vlachos βš‘οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ - The Callout Podcast | LinkedIn THE CALLOUT Podcast | Connect to Power | YouTube & Spotify | www.The… Β· Experience: The Callout Podcast Β· Education: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Β· Location: United States Β· 500+ con...

It's a real journey into the dark heart of grifting:

09.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Trump strikes new Presidential tone during conflict with Iran" headlines incoming.

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The unhinged LinkedIn of Krisanthe Vlachos, which lists "Proud Mom of US NAVY Submarine Volunteer" under work experience.

The unhinged LinkedIn of Krisanthe Vlachos, which lists "Proud Mom of US NAVY Submarine Volunteer" under work experience.

Lady, that's not a fucking job.

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
KFC and Taco Bell in Ollie's town are both temporarily closed.

(It's the same restaurant. Pizza Hut's down the block, though.)

KFC and Taco Bell in Ollie's town are both temporarily closed. (It's the same restaurant. Pizza Hut's down the block, though.)

At least you don't have to live in the hellscape that I do:

09.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Sun Also Rises: a book young and innocent undergrad Ollie did not understand whatsoever.

09.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think I might need to read this after finishing the "Japan: So Exotic and Inscrutable" volume of the Time/Life History of WWII I'm currently reading.

09.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're consulting for an insurance company you can also help your client control costs by recommending they automatically deny every claim initially and put the onus on the insured to go through a burdensome appeal process.

09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, consultants don't only recommend downsizing. They also have great ideas for how to improve revenue by getting people addicted to opiates.

09.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kudos to the $17m/year "consulant" for being such a thoughtful parent, though.

09.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Next Monday is still gonna be Magic City Night to me, damn it.

09.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corporate media at its finest pressing the "it's just common sense" button.

We represented Starbucks and the partner was constantly yelling down the phone at them about the temperature of coffee: "Well, are you gonna get them to sign a tort waiver every time they buy a cup of coffee then, FFS?"

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it wasn't just the cups. The temperature at which they served the coffee was objectively incredibly dangerous as well.

09.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was told that nobody voted for this but the audience seemed to find this anecdote quite amusing?

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0