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@ayroned

❌Stuff writer for @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | @LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.

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Us Alani folks not like them ghetto Monster, Red Bull, or Celsius folks. We are classily energized

24.02.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cheering when they flip Shane’s truck

24.02.2026 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

watching the replacements shaking my head every time these scabs do something funny so people know I disagree with crossing picket lines

24.02.2026 03:42 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s bad lol

15.02.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KD gettin flambéed on the other app if you interested in that sort of thing

15.02.2026 21:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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09.02.2026 01:09 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

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09.02.2026 01:09 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

simply cannot watch the patriots only be bad for 7 years after losing hall of famers and win a Super Bowl. That would be bad for my psyche

19.01.2026 02:43 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

never seen a monkeypaw hit a fanbase so fast

18.01.2026 02:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

watching your team lose a heartbreaker playoff game with romo on the call would have me at 11 on the crash out scale

18.01.2026 01:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Bo Nix doing Josh Allen stuff (compliment) and Josh Allen doing Josh Allen stuff (derogatory)

17.01.2026 23:05 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

my mom look great so I forget she in her late 60s till she say shit like “ooo the masked singer bout to come on”

08.01.2026 03:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

26.12.2025 03:38 👍 2437 🔁 247 💬 47 📌 23

potentially something magical can happen. So it’s pretty fun

13.12.2025 00:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

homegirl trying to be qb1 instead of doing the push shot did zero Dr Pepper research

07.12.2025 02:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just wanted to drop by to let you know about the gospel of jonathan taylor and how he’s saved me

26.10.2025 22:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Oh hell yeah lol bsky.app/profile/nflm...

08.10.2025 00:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just wanted to pull up over here to say the Indianapolis colts

08.10.2025 00:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk if yall heard but daniel jones and the indianapolis colts

06.10.2025 01:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Raiders defense Mark Sanchez

🤝

Gettin carved up
in downtown Indy

05.10.2025 18:31 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

*me staring off in intense serious thought*

Gf: what’s wrong babe? You thinking about John Cena being a Toretto again?

Me: IT’S JUST THAT HE’S NOT THE SAME TYPE OF CAUCASIAN AS DOM AND MIA

03.10.2025 23:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Regardless of how you feel about Marvel, part of why Black Panther was so sick was the album they released for it. You telling me a comic book movie had Kendrick produce an album? Damn

01.10.2025 00:45 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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this song didn’t need to be this good for the waiting to exhale soundtrack. we were gettin heat for no reason

01.10.2025 00:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

legacy music media about 1991: pivotal year for music, you had Nirvana and Pearl Jam and grunge and college radio and metal and hip-hop hitting it big, so much great stuff to choose from

me: go ninja go ninja go

30.09.2025 21:14 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

How did this happen?

30.09.2025 21:08 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting

30.09.2025 21:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

movie soundtracks used to be taken so seriously. like why did bobby brown make such a banger for ghostbusters 2

30.09.2025 21:06 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1

the abbreviations my son send me in text be whooping my ass

27.09.2025 23:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft

27.09.2025 20:56 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a good litmus test is everyone who sucks is fine with all this. there have been ZERO surprises

18.09.2025 05:07 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0