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Docking only from now on.

I've turned you inside out before but you still came back.

It's a joy to drive. Loads of power for a 1.1 and smooth as a knob of butter. Really happy with it.

Lovely. I've never had a bad one to be honest. You always know it will be good.

Philistine. Fruits of the sea there.

Yep. Not sure why there was bread with the white bait. Obviously, I made a white bait butty. I can recommend it.

Phwoar!

Finished off with a 10% pastry stout. Lovely stuff.

Dominoes and poncey stout (8%). Very nice, hint of Baileys to it.

Like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

I love a bidet. That would do wonders for my Emma Freuds at the moment.

I'm taking her to the park and ride down the road. It's where I always used to start my learners. Gets the basic clutch control and steering to the right. It's on a slight hill too. Nobody ever uses it other than driving instructors and coppers. I've a couple of other nursery areas I use later.

Doesn't need it with those stripes.

Cheers mate. I'm sure I'll revert back to my PDI days quite quickly but I'm nervous about the lack of duals. I demonstrated an emergency stop before so I can use my voice as my brake.

Got the nipper her first car. Go faster stripes and everything. First lesson tomorrow as I'm now on it.

Can't wait to see this horrible cunt hung upside down from a lamp post.

Sadly, it's this Thursday only. Tightest firm in the world as well so bare minimum for breakfast or dinner. Didn't tell me that last time so I didn't get receipts.

That was the sky stadium. Wasn't ever going to happen anyway. The final stadium was somewhere else but will be less grand yet still full of the worst cunts.

All the very best to you.

I've heard first hand and through (possibly) Popbitch, that he's a bit of a cunt on the old aeroplanes though. From boarding, not even because of delayed take offs and that. Proper whinging diva.

Hang on, what kind of stroke did you mean?

Not yet. The wife's due home any minute but as soon as she's asleep I'll crack on.

Jim McDonald Best Quotes YouTube video by Snausageroll

My mate's called Joss, everybody calls her Joss. Every time I see her I say "How about yer, Joycelyn" . Pure, big Jim, full naming. Even do it by text.

Here's a wee clip of the big man.

youtu.be/lbXsRGrX0E8

I typed all of that in the great man's voice, ya know. Everybody else does accents when typing, aye?

How about ya wee Milo? Came about when an old colleague messaged me this picture out of the blue a few days ago to say he'd been killed off. I didn't know he hadn't. Me and her had many Jim based conversations over the years, so we did. Confused me a wee bit when she messaged.

Any floodlight action around there?

So am I. Might marry her.

Would be useful to point my future students in that direction for when they go out with their parents.

I'll be getting her to drive whenever we need to pop to Tesco and do lessons on the way. Too expensive for possibly 5 or 6 ad-hoc lessons a week. 6 months was £280 with them.

I'm doing it all myself as an ex-instructor (possibly future instructor) so we'll go out regularly and ad-hoc. I think it's good for extra practice but not how we'll do it. Thanks for the tip though. Good to know. 👍

What's the rough cost of that per hour?