Peeved Professor aka Ann Tifa

I had pneumonia in high school. The worst.

We’re not trying to burn down the world, man.

Mom calls this morning.
M: so, how was the conference? Did you make it back with the same number of people you started with?
Me: um, well, uh…no.
M: ha ha, very funny.
Me: no really, I’m serious.
M: oh shit.
FYI, the student is fine but had to leave the conference early due to a family emergency.

Aww poor kitty. Glad you had a good vet.

Awww 🥰
You are too kind.

For real.

Yes, we did it!

I know people who can make it look like an accident.

That's on a need-to-know basis.

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I came to this conference with four students and I'm leaving with three. Is that bad?

The greater Israel movement?

I wonder how much it is at Costco?

Inviting the losing team is a choice.

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It’s La Cañada, which is a city in Los Angeles County.

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We’ve been at the hotel for like 5 hours and already two of my students locked themselves out of their rooms.

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I’m in my room.

Oh come on, everyone knows that’s Tommy Tupperware.

Pinky promise?

Nah, they finna drag her first.

Where can I watch this train wreck?

We’re much safer with Lupin and Teddy than those other bozos.

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Good news: I made it to my destination. Flight even arrived a little early. But I’m flipping tired and wish I could check into my hotel room.

I.e. the Peter Principle

I’m sorry that you have been made aware of this. People like that should not be allowed in public.

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Some real mental gymnastics here, man.

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