stank-face barbie

👍.

In my experience The Beaverton is more factual than the National Post.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Since Jaccob Slavin returned from injury on January 10th, the Carolina Hurricanes have given up fewer shots against per 60 minutes while short-handed (32.1) than the Toronto Maple Leafs have at 5v5 (33.1)

a cement barricade with “FUCK! GOLF” written on it in pink spray paint. The dot of the exclamation point is a sideways heart. Beyond the barricade are the tops of some cars in a parking lot. Further still are two soldier pines as columns in front of a now-abandoned school. Sky is blue streaked with white clouds.

good morning.

The most useless addition to an app has to be the retweet function on Instagram.

SoooooooOOOOOOOOooooOooooo bluesky alternatives? 😅

Whenever VC takes over, the countdown to the thing being ruined begins.

Oh gosh when they drive away.

Pikachu trying to shock Ash back to life in the first movie. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Or good lord, the end of all dogs go to heaven. the beginning of up. Animated movies made me dramatic.

Littlefoot chasing the ghost of his mom (Land Before Time) vs Shadow limping over the hill to reunite with Peter (Homeward Bound) for movie scenes that reduce me to a state of distress.

the western press is truly, truly ill.

This is an active duty RCAF officer:

"For Armstrong, who is in his mid-40s, 'the ideal woman is childlike' ... Armstrong posted in a separate comment: 'The moment a girl has her first period, she is at her peak marriagability.'" [sic]

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

holy shit

congressional democrats didn't give a fuck that we double tapped an elementary school last week with tomahawk missles and killed almost 200 little kids but they're about to express the purest outrage today because Line Go Down

The number of people coming out as trans is going to skyrocket.

In our HEARTS

Juraj Slafkovsky is on the Montreal Canadiens. 🥹

downloaded fire red for nostalgia and gary gets two critical hits in the first battle. 🥹

Ilya would definitely be the one added to the wives and girlfriends chat.

I've been so skeptical, but the way the insiders don't wanna say it out loud makes me SoooooooOOOOOOOOooooOooooo curious hahahahahaha

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

4 deep, officially tyin on.

the danault discourse is kind of insane. his line over the last three games:

in la: 66.7% xGF
in ana: 55.6% xGF
in sj: 73.1%. xGF

they had a real stinker against washington and have been a net positive for the habs since then. he and they are not the problem.

I think the secret Habs trade that didn't happen was Sid.

(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend

a sign that says start the car ii is above a parking lot ALT: a sign that says start the car ii is above a parking lot

Go go go go go go

incredible

crying