look at this face!
06.03.2026 02:52
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i’ve become lanyard curious
06.03.2026 01:43
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we can put a horse on the moon but we can’t make a can of soup you can open with a rock???
06.03.2026 01:40
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christ elliott as chris peterson in “get a life,” wearing his handsome boy modeling school hat
fuck firefly. bring back GET A LIFE.
06.03.2026 01:37
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you moved from a country to a civilization
05.03.2026 19:50
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we’re number 1!!!
05.03.2026 19:44
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bring back linton!!!!
05.03.2026 19:43
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i bet velociraptors were smart and nice, like dogs
05.03.2026 19:10
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you can generally tell if a photo of someone is AI because they’re smiling
05.03.2026 01:43
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i got to tell emily that the rockin’ roller coaster closed to be turned into muppets. highlight of my week.
04.03.2026 01:52
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hit my head pretty hard today, and honestly? solid choice in 2026
04.03.2026 01:45
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there are classier universal studios mardi gras drink carts
04.03.2026 01:44
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it’s the only horror film for me
04.03.2026 01:31
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interesting. i mostly agree.
04.03.2026 00:56
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good call
04.03.2026 00:40
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it’s a word
04.03.2026 00:38
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horsefeel
04.03.2026 00:35
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mouthfeel
y/n?
04.03.2026 00:32
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my favorite candy from the 1900s was Tunguska Blasters®
03.03.2026 22:09
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don’t threaten me with a good time. i refuse to have a good time.
03.03.2026 11:39
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whitely strieber’s communion, the book with the adorable alien on the cover
YOU’RE EVOLVING
02.03.2026 22:23
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get thee some buckley’s mixture
02.03.2026 21:44
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the new fisherman’s friend extra-strong menthol double stuf oreo cookies are better than you’d think
02.03.2026 20:52
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Another week, another series of bizarre lies to construct and tell strangers in order to cope with this unbearable, monotonous farce
02.03.2026 13:24
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they were just that fresh
02.03.2026 11:57
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midcentury gelatin salads are BACK
02.03.2026 01:15
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big boy burger beyond
02.03.2026 00:47
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yeah, i think we’re full up on dumbasses right now
02.03.2026 00:00
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i somehow finished with over 100% cyber truck flip offs in february. ended the month simul-flipping two that were parked next to each other. yes, i am a hero.
01.03.2026 17:48
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danny devito as miller
01.03.2026 11:56
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