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Trying to reduce the belly a bit. It’s a bit too much in the way.

This year I’m going to get visibly bigger arms even if it kills me. I can’t fall off the wagon again. 😤

🔌wired⚡️

I know what you meant to say but I think I’m going to call them fatlads from now on. ☺️

Keep on using me til you use me up.

🐻🍑

Use me.

🐻🫂 Sorry handsome, it was all that guy’s problem. Nothing you did. Also for people to be jerks when someone is being vulnerable on here like that, it shows a lack of their character and that’s it. You did nothing wrong and I’m sorry you had to encounter that. 🐻🫂

tonguebath 🐷
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🐷 👀

that feeling when you wanna ask somebody something but you know it’ll be yet another no.

Yeah maybe, but I feel like I see plenty of examples of this in real life as well.

Naked anthropomorphic bull milkman.

From the vault: Old Patreon Dynamic featuring this bull milkman ready to deliver a big load of creamy milk <3

intentions, not outcomes

ok fine i guess i kind of want an air conditioner

me, i disconnect from you

I love the bit of heat we get but it also zaps all motivation. Currently hiding from emails on my lunch break.

that feeling when you haven’t busted for a week and you’re not sure whether to keep going or ruin somebody’s throat

but also like, horny pic too, it’s not all mental anguish all the time

the obstacle is the way

ok let’s go do squats! 😈

A random guy asked me to spot his bench press today. I feel officially part of the gym club now.

give me strength 😑

there is actually nothing better than the musk of a guy’s nuts on your moustache during the walk home

Well I didn’t imagine being less excited for SF6 season three than I was for season two but here we are. At least we’re getting Sagat.

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jesus 🤤

🤤🤤🤤

where’s my fuckin cuddle buddy?