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may or may not have accidentally drank a spiderweb do you still think i'm hot

14.04.2025 23:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey i ate all the croutons and cheese in your salad do you want all these leaves back

05.04.2025 13:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ovi you fuckin did the damn thing

05.04.2025 01:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

need to stop saying "a cigarette" whenever someone asks me what i'm craving for dinner or whatever i quit like 8 years ago but

29.03.2025 00:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...

bring woke back www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...

29.03.2025 00:22 👍 28573 🔁 6247 💬 356 📌 468

"remember you are one" the substance [handshake] severance

22.03.2025 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

severance s2 finale where everything is the same except mark squeaks like a chew toy when drummond punches him in the face

21.03.2025 13:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
adam scott as mark scout in severance s2e10, covered in blood, holding a gun while yelling "no! no, fuck you! fuck you!"

adam scott as mark scout in severance s2e10, covered in blood, holding a gun while yelling "no! no, fuck you! fuck you!"

severance prestige television

21.03.2025 12:02 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

give gemma a gun

21.03.2025 04:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gemma scout has suffered more than jesus christ

21.03.2025 04:17 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

a little hit to take the edge off

20.03.2025 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

20.03.2025 14:57 👍 11101 🔁 2172 💬 47 📌 97

drafting resignation letters just to feel something

20.03.2025 17:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we've progressed past the need for more ted lasso actually

14.03.2025 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

boss asked me how i was doing and i said i was thinking of growing a mullet again and all coworkers gave a knowing sympathetic nod

14.03.2025 21:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well at least we tried our worst

12.03.2025 17:41 👍 2799 🔁 320 💬 19 📌 14

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

08.03.2025 21:12 👍 19602 🔁 2124 💬 178 📌 47

one thing about harmony cobel is my girl be driving, anyway, here's vroom vroom by charli xcx

07.03.2025 04:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

harmony cobel the woman in stem you are

07.03.2025 03:39 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

come and take it (astm f136 titanium)

06.03.2025 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyway in other news i got my septum to 12g and my lobes to 4g these are the small sexy victories i'm riding high on

06.03.2025 03:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what is kier's plan to tame the shit and piss tempers

03.03.2025 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the severance subreddit is a fascinating study on people who watch tv shows with their eyes and ears closed

03.03.2025 20:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania

03.03.2025 03:59 👍 1501 🔁 182 💬 18 📌 6
screenshot of post from the r/PWHL subreddit titled "top 10 right wingers"

screenshot of post from the r/PWHL subreddit titled "top 10 right wingers"

had to remind myself this was hockey related but also that it's hockey related

02.03.2025 04:08 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fall in love again and again at the combination lumon blood drive, lumon fertility clinic, eagan emporium, lumon pd, and lumon staged death and kidnapping

28.02.2025 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this most important plot point of severance is that half of it takes place within keanu reeves

27.02.2025 01:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a big sandwich might be life changing

26.02.2025 01:01 👍 2101 🔁 210 💬 74 📌 10

stretch so good it reopens your incisions

25.02.2025 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0