Just cleaned my car out after a family trip. I would like to commend my children on the radius at which they can spread food.
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Just cleaned my car out after a family trip. I would like to commend my children on the radius at which they can spread food.
If you run the government like a business, money can always be found for “reasons” depending on who needs it…
Truth.
They can’t even arc a line of type properly.
Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe
Just got a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday without circling. I feel like I should play Powerball or something.
I think it’s laughable for anyone to think that Trump wouldn’t do the same, but for “reasons” written in a memo consisting 100% of adjectives. And of course in ALL CAPS.
My guess is none, because well…. I doubt he’s much of a basketball player.
To be honest, it sounds like a totally French thing to do.
“Have a life that basically begets Instagram posts.” Don’t forget that one.
Happy Drunknfat Day, Fellow Americans! 🦃
“For research”. Probably.
That’s not a NOIF!
Dr’s office: “please arrive 15 minutes early so you can spend the extra time answering all the same questions you answered when you were here last week.”
“…and that’s when my dad became an alcoholic.”
Things that you’re intimately familiar with:
the sound of the bathroom door closing as your spouse gets there to take a poop before you do.
TO CONSIDER WHEN EATING IN NEW YORK CITY The best meals are the ones that make you want to take a shower afterwards. Eating a utility slice while waiting in line for destination pizza is a snack hack. Shame happens only when you tell your dinner friends that you're not that hungry. If you've never been anywhere else, tacos and sushi are better here than there. Knowing about germs won't help you in the quest of anything that's truly delicious. Never settle for anything that isn't at least a $6 noodle soup on Bowery and Bayard. Everything bagels provide the essential vitamins needed for sprinting after the J train. Brunch is for the underachievers who believe there's usually only 3 meals in a day.
NYC wisdom.
Welp, guess I gotta go out some how.
A chicken stands in front of an illustrated fast food chicken drive-thru menu board.
Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
“This hurts us more than it hurts you.”
It should also follow up with the statistical chance of whether you’ll arrive alive or not.
At first glance I thought this was a list of people who were just mildly talented devs, and i said “oh this is perfect
For me!” 😆
I am definitely not adopting this term.
Million dollar idea: start a subscription-based content service for art directors and designers called “OnlySans”.
I see so many posts from people who have really, really nice looking, orderly,
clean desks.
How the hell do you do that…
I mean, they should at LEAST be sending Gaetz to get screened at Quest Diagnostics.
This is why I keep every type of cable I’ve ever gotten. I just never know when I’ll need a FireWire 400 cable or a Mini-DV > VGA adapter.
New to Bluesky. Never used Twitter/X/whatever all that much, following tons of tweets was always a bit too much for me to handle.
I’m into:
Art/creative direction
3d printing and other fiddly hobbies
Videography
Whiskey
Cool cars
Web development
Liberal politics
It will only connect with Micro USB for so long. After 15 minutes or one yanked cable, it won’t work well anymore anyways.