Alan 🌺

Mind you, they literally fired FBI staff who were tasked to track Iranian threats over a week ago… baby who is driving that damn boat 😒 www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/p...

too old for the draft

Truly a blessing this day 😋

UN warns of widening crisis as Israeli attacks displace 750,000 in Lebanon

UN warns of widening crisis as Israeli attacks displace 750,000 in Lebanon https://aje.news/594bax

Good morning chat

As much as I love Pokémon, I’m not about to buy another Switch just to play that new game for like a week

The way oomf is ignoring me… he’s going thruuu it I fear….

On my way to work, Some white van tried to merge into MY lane while I was right next to them

No literally like it MUST be done

Good luck! Make sure you go over your closing costs as well as your month to month payments 👍🏽

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“Oh I’m not gaggin.” My medication heard that and decided to make me extremely nauseous today

I HATE Auto correct, especially when I want to say something in spanish 😒

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Que Vivian Los hombres chichones! 😉

some of yall need to actually learn how to boycott. NOW.

Yearning for some zucchini fries 👁️🫦👁️

I want ICE agents to be afraid. I want them to run and hide from the justice that will come when this regime ends. And I will personally advocate for their life sentences.

happy daylight savings

Woke up with a headache and it’s 90 degrees in LA today

I want to get a new hairstyle but I have thin hair naturally…. anything I try to do with it makes me look bald

Sooo cute

Some bitch came in yelling during my lunch break like girl it’s Friday ummm

Like a work of art 😍

HATE seeing a pretty girl with an ugly boyfriend

chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and a mango lassi haaaate to see me coming

My boss stressing out over the current politics and state of the world… like girl me too but I NEED to take my lunch break mamas

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Oh no my client was hot 👀

Boys making out

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.