When an unhealthy, confused and inherently awful, baboons arse of a US president finally dies, can I just claim now ‘The End of an Error’ before all those people that encouraged and ignored his flawed and toxic personality/actions blame mass delusion due to ‘charm’ and honesty he does not have.

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First time I’ve heard that pronunciation. I’m not Greek but I’m fairly sure Tzatziki isn’t said Tee-zay-tee-zykye. Open to learn if I’m wrong though. And it’s tortilla not torty. And yes I am pedantic.

Whippet called Miuccia wins best in show at Crufts.
Whippet?
Whippet good!

People keep trying to come up with an easy answer to ‘what is Elon?’ Billionaire? Trillionaire? Shamen? Prognosticator? Tech Bro? Genius? Gifted entrepreneur? Oligarch? President? Nazi?
There is a simple solution that everyone understands instantly. He’s a cunt. That’s enough. We all know.

A week of ill now diagnosed as probable kidney stone. Check online - ‘Medical surveys rank it as painful as a gunshot wound’. I’m not saying I’m tough and I have no experience of GSW but really??? Who TF are they asking? “Stop your whining about being shot, it’s very similar to vague kidney aches’.

I could not not feel more vindicated that my 20yr hatred of Greg Wallace and his faux geezer ignorance of nearly all forms of cooking and his absence of charm, insight and intellect on every subject he feels compelled to comment on is now mainstream opinion. And denigrating menopausal women? Wow!!

A skill I think I could master if I was ever in a situation of ‘an urban cow, perhaps a runaway pet, limping badly and surprisingly on the second floor in the office I work in, with a white line hoof fracture that I need to reduce the height of’. Could happen.

Delicately peeling the very sticky price tickets off potential Xmas gifts like I’m one of those hoof trimming guys with the odd shaped knives whose videos I watch far too many of.