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Minnesota Wild Impact Card

#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Minnesota Wild on 2026-03-06

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no no he scrapped the EV rebate program before raising gas prices because he loves us

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

hoping to get exactly this high tonight

anybody have any old topps waxpacks I'm missing up for trade?? it's been a while since I've been able to add any

Ken Rosenthal dresses like a ventriloquist dummy

Ken Rosenthal does Pee Wee Herman know you raided his closet

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt”

I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

Schunk is batting 8th tonight but is also the sound the tube at the bank drive thru makes

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

The Rockies are currently hiring *3* quants! (And an electrician. Electricians encouraged to apply.)

I hate that he’s our most hilarious idiot, this is objectively the funniest thing a president could say to this question.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

if the earth spins at 1,000 mph why do we bother with airplanes, why not simply go up in a helicopter and wait a bit and then land somewhere else

RAJU: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us

RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war

MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.

Thonse

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Boston Fleet announce TD Garden.

History happening before our eyes 👀

We're excited to finally share that our TD Garden game on April 11th is officially SOLD. OUT. Read more at the link below.

📰: bit.ly/4rLVE04

This is such a dogshit thing to say but notice how much of a coward he is to immediately go oh gosh oh golly when the reporter asks what he means by that. Can’t even have the courage of his dirtbag convictions, an insult to all men who wear shorts and hoodies in the winter. We reject him.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

They’ll send you to kill and be killed but they do not give a single shit about you.

The airplane flying the University of Wisconsin men's hockey to Penn State right now, N459AW, was used to fly shackled ICE detainees from Michigan to Louisiana on Sunday.