Socratez

I can give up eggs if absolutely necessary, but if I ever became allergic to crab/shrimp and chocolate, they might as well dig the hole, and I'll just lay in it.

More and more people are talking about how they're developing certain food allergies late in life.

Foods they used to eat with no problems are now giving them severe allergic reactions.

Eggs, chocolate, and shellfish are the most common ones.

A kind, King is a beautiful thing. ☺️

You always are!🤗

Mr. Domingo ain't neva played fair in his life....just beautiful!!😩💕

😭😆

I sure will, friend thank you!!😅😆

I be saying he shaped like a hiccup that got stuck tryna come out 😭😭😭 built like an uppercase P

I like yours waaaaay better than mine lmfaoo!!🤣😆

Also HAPPY INTERNATIONAL SEXWORKERS RIGHTS DAAAYYY!! If you know a sexworker show them a lot of extra love today! It’s always cool to learn and listen from sexworkers about our needs and how our rights ultimately affect everyone else’s too! 🫶🏾🫶🏾

When the beat is so nasty that it makes my face do this

When a sack of malánga always wanted to be human, but made a deal with the wrong Witch Doctor. That bitch shaped like, a deep breath.

EXACTLY!!!😆

Everyday I pray the aliens come and take all horrible people off this earth so we can all live happily and peacefully.

How is it that yours and my prayers are getting ignored like this?!?

We're not asking for too much!!

Imma hold him down for you. We're in this together, friend!!😌

Had to be!!!

Everytime right there smh

Girl.... I'm so confused and tired!

Like, stop taking the wrong People PLEASE!!

Breh...I'm still hot about that day because....HE HAD *ONE* JOB!!!

This one really hurts, Lord.

Dear God, of ALL the People, why Angie Stone?!?

The Demon in the Oval Office was RIGHT THERE!!!

🤣🤣🤣 This joke did not get the credit it deserves