there was no room for anything but evil
07.03.2026 06:43
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there was no room for anything but evil
they distilled kissinger’s soul to somehow make it eviler
no no he scrapped the EV rebate program before raising gas prices because he loves us
we never should’ve let “grindset” go mainstream. innovation blooms from the seed of laziness
pubes
we put the turd in sturdy
is america great yet
don’t give up. you still have your back
everything went downhill after the dinosaurs died
bobby hill sitting on his bed, hands folded on his lap
no breakfast, pouring my third cup of coffee this morning
the orange that’s been sitting on my desk all week:
your headlights catch the glow of her feral eyes as she drags the carcass of some unidentifiable animal into a culvert mere hours after her firing
you get hot towels??
i’m coming over
why are haircuts $50 now? i’m in the chair for 15 min max. at that billable rate they should be throwing in some therapy and tax advice
this one is better
(whenever kash patel gets fired) more like kashless patel
lmao i love this for her
more like Kristi Noep
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finally something to look forward to
“sorry to bother you but you told me to KIT and i just figured out what that means”
“ok last question, are you still kewl”
calling the phone numbers written in my middle school yearbook to see if they had a good summer
brain at 5:16 pm: take a little nap
me: good idea
[the year 2107]
me: ah fuck
ants capture carbon dioxide from the air and turn it into armour
interesting build. i spend all my CO2 on attack stats
i’m the first one
heads up blood moon tonight, maybe hold off on killing any powerful enemies
it was
sandwich consisting of fish stick pickle mayo balsamic vinegar in garlic bread
a fish-stick pickle mayo balsamic vinegar garlic bread oops
they should prevent the rest of his skin
same in california