Claire Zee

It's finally happened. I've been asked to take a pregnancy test at a hospital.

Not once, but twice.

And I told them it's impossible for me to be pregnant. I didn't "waste time or resources" for anything.

Tweet from NewsWire (@NewsWire_US): "It's pissing people off": Older Democrats are sick of hearing about "generational change" — Axios

Older Democrats are killing this country.

Establishment Democrats are killing this country.

We need younger, more progressive leadership.

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Nepal's step by step how to overthrow dictatorship in 3 days.
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"My car got totaled and all I got was this cumbersome thumb splint."

You never appreciate the mobility of your other arm until it's splinted up to keep a thumb from moving.

A hand with the thumb covered in a medical wrap.

So how's y'all's Monday?

Always be in the lookout for manipulation tactics in the media.

Tweet from "Remarks" on Twitter: JUST IN: (US Flag Emoji) President Trump considers declaring emergency to gain executive power over US elections.

If only we had elected officials that could impeach and remove the President before this becomes an issue.

A screenshot of a Tweet from Rep Nancy Mace on Twitter. "INTRODUCING: The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to amend Title 18 to authorize the death penalty for aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse of a minor and abusive sexual contact offenses against children. It will also amend the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to authorize the death penalty for the rape of a child. There are no excuses for harming children. We've spent months fighting to expose Jeffrey Epstein's network of powerful predators. We've demanded accountability and pushed for transparency. Now we're making sure anyone who rapes a child faces the ultimate consequence. Children are the most vulnerable among us. Those who prey on them deserve the harshest penalty our justice system can deliver. Death penalty for child rapists."

Holy shit, she's threatening the President of the United States of America!

Hey Dems, just a reminder that f.e. JB Pritzker and AOC also exist and that you don't have to support that american Starmer.

Yeah it’s like all the people finding out over the past few years that Corey Booker is a hack. I’m from NJ so I knew and everyone I know from Newark has known even longer.

I love all the people who haven't had to live with Gavin for years suddenly learning who Gavin actually is. Learn from those of us who went through this almost 20 years ago.

No bingo unfortunately.

And I thought Twitter Liberals were bad.

Do yourself a favor and never mention you're not voting for Newsom on Threads. You'll never hear the end of it.

A Bingo Card styled with American Flag imagery, labeled "State of the Union 2026". A 5-by-5 grid is filled with the following in order, left to right, top to bottom.: Slurred Speech, America 250th, Greenland, Cartels, Midterms Rigged, Epstein Hoax, Melania Movie, Tariffs, Newscum, Canada 51st State, Third Term, Voter ID/SAVE Act, Joe Biden (Free Space), China, Affordability, Weird Noises, Drug Prices Down [fake]%, Fake News, 2020 Stolen, Economy, Dem Cities, Ballroom, ICE Doing a Great Job, Nobel Prize, Transgender For Everybody

My bingo card for tonight.

I really need to remember to use this more. Going back into Twitter was a mistake.

I keep forgetting I have one of these 😂

Here I thought I'd have to wait till tomorrow to post this, but as of checking my email today, I found that I am legally Claire.

It is no longer just my "Preferred Name", it is quite literally my name. Officially. Legally.

Legalize(d) Claire

The same comic that this comment is replying to, but with a bong in place of the amp.

Twitter and BlueSky exclusive version.

As an homage to the original cartoon that inspired this look, "The bong and the ramen are for the cartoonists".

A drawing of a blonde woman in a sectioned off box, labeled "The Claire Zee Comic Kit". The sections contain a bowl of ramen, a smartphone with a stylus, a bass guitar, an amp, Samus Aran's helmet, and a cat peering over one of the sections. The face on the woman is kind of perplexed. There's also social media tags for an Instagram (ClaireZeeAlsoDraws), both a Threads and BlueSky account (ItBeClaireZee), and X with the original Twitter icon posted over it (EtrosChosen).

So I saw an ad for ChatGPT that was still doing that "Action Figure" trend, so I felt inspired. Rather than using an actual action figure format, I used an old Tom and Jerry cartoon. Not bad for a first comic.

Grayscale image of Donald Trump's Presidential Portrait with the following text overlayed: "A shutdown falls on the President's lack of leadership. He can't even control his own party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the president is weak. - Donald J. Trump (2023) -

A whole new place for us to tell you to eat shit and own this shutdown instead of blaming it on Democrats? Don't mind if I do.

I guess Stephen Miller doesn't like being called a Fascist?

Trump can't run from his own words. He owns this shutdown.

4 frame comic. in the first frame, the fbi building. text reads : according to insiders, the fbi is preparing to label trans people as "violent extremists". second frame, we see the Heritage foundation logo. text reads : the news came out moments before a new policy proposal by the heritage foundation, the organization behind project 2025, was released. this policy would label trans people and their allies as "domestic terrorists". third frame, we see four pages from a document. text reads : the document uses the murder of charlie kirk as a reason to designate "trans-ideology-inspired violent extremism" as a domestic terrorism threat category and to "use the full toolkit of the fbi to prevent future attacks inspired by the ideology." fourth frame, just text : after blaming 50% of school shootings since 2015 on it, the proposal goes on to define "trans-ideology-inspired violent extremism" as : claims of trans people's right to exist; lack of respect for genetic realities; use of terminology such as : cisgender, misgendering, trans genocide... make sure the trans people in your life are SAFE.

Stay safe. Sources and documents in the replies.

Jimmy Kimmel really didn’t even say anything false. It’s objectively true that Republicans were doing all they could to distance themselves from Tyler Robinson, that’s just a fact

I am so glad my partner knows that assassinating a debatebro is not something they should ever do for me.

The best thing a trans woman can do is find a partner that will let you lay in bed and doomscroll Twitter for a bit before you cook breakfast, in spite of swaths of people calling you a murder or begging for your forced internment.

You know, for the kinds of people that would be telling you "question everything" years ago, they're taking a lot of things at face value.

Your first questions when getting information like this should always be "Who stands to gain from this, and what do they stand to gain?"

An instantly-leaked internal bulletin at the politicized federal law enforcement agencies just so happens to say what the Trump admin and its allies want it to say.

This is how it works in authoritarian regimes, the cops are too busy with propaganda and repression to actually solve crimes.