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His Royal Tragesty

@splodey

I’m bald. I have a dog. Silly 🐻 📍Palm Springs, CA

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a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' . ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
07.03.2026 04:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not with the notches on your bedpost.

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BAAAAAAAAAABES!!!!

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ask your doctor if Hoezempic is right for you

06.03.2026 22:18 👍 59 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1

He’s a smart man

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How big is your shower?

06.03.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(If allowed, of course!)

06.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So get in the shower and leave the door open!

06.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What he said!

06.03.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First stop, Palm Springs? 😇

06.03.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.

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06.03.2026 00:46 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

I had to do that for surgery in December because of all the stickies. It’s *still* not back to its original luxuriousness! 😜

05.03.2026 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I received a plaque at my high school graduation for 4 years of perfect attendance that was bigger than my diploma.

05.03.2026 06:11 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happiest of happies, handsome!

03.03.2026 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Furry stairs…

02.03.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazing!! I’m so happy for you both!

02.03.2026 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How’s house hunting going?!

01.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every delivery man we’ve had has been 🔥

01.03.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Article is great! We have several pieces from them.

01.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon of minnie mouse wearing a red and white polka dot dress says awe ALT: a cartoon of minnie mouse wearing a red and white polka dot dress says awe
01.03.2026 06:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Leaving the house tonight, so I gotta purdy myself up a bit

01.03.2026 01:10 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And my physical therapist is VERY morning person…

01.03.2026 01:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You both look fantastic!

28.02.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dammit, I want snacks.

28.02.2026 04:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course, it’s Paramount.

28.02.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ve got a high of 98° today, which is insanity!

27.02.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Work is really getting in the way of my desire to nap right now.

26.02.2026 21:45 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh nooooooo

26.02.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, now I want some!

26.02.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday!!!

25.02.2026 22:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0