πΆJust me and my poleπΆ
πΆJust me and my poleπΆ
My first weekly πΆοΈ audio is up
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This one is just a fun little ramble, but I cannot WAIT for you to hear next weekβs sweet&spicy audio written by @solacehopestill.bsky.social
(I literally might not be able to wait. I may have to release it early π
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So, anyway-
Me in therapy 1 year ago: Iβm incapable of asking anyone for anything ever π«
Me in therapy this week: I directly asked a friend without hesitation if they would write some smutty audio scripts for me to VA π
βWhat would your mom think of this kind of content? π β
π€£ My mom has offered to hold the camera.
Next question.
Lol can I screenshot this and share it on my Instagram stories? (I can cover your username if you prefer)
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Iβve done nothing but act like an absolute clown and bully you relentlessly, what do you mean you couldnβt tell I want to kiss you?
If you never hear from me again, itβs because I didnβt install the dance pole correctly and thereβs only so much a crash mat can do
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What?? No, I said I want to be BREAD. I just really like carbs, bro π©
Banking on society collapsing before the deadline βΊοΈβπ»
Something about how much of this bottle of lube was used for business
Figuring out tax write-offs as a spicy content creator feels not unlike an SNL skit π«
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You know where to find it π
Soon π
Me: *trying to record my first spicy audio*
Swish, my cat, who usually isnβt very noisy: NOW IS ACTUALLY THE PURRFECT TIME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE π
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If body image stuff is what has stopped you from making spicy content, note: In my photosets I stopped actively hiding my port-a-cath, and the moles on my chest, and the hair under my arms, and the stretch marks on my ass, and *checks notes* nobody cared ππ»
New set is up ππ©΅π
No, I wouldnβt agree, actually. This is the first time one of my spicy accounts has gotten a larger following than my main on any platform.
A closeup of a particularly befuddled thresher shark
When they flirt back
βHow do you make sure people from your real life donβt see your spicy content?β
You donβt πππ»
You just kind of operate under the assumption that everyone you know has seen you naked π
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