Someone told me not to walk around with my drink in my hand at the reception so it wasn’t in every single picture they took and now that my kid loves going through our wedding album I really appreciated that advice
*hot, nasty badass speed like Eleanor Roosevelt intended
Are these things I can watch on Tubi?
Was that Alexa commercial supposed to make me feel better about their AI???
Isn’t there like 6-7 of them?
Apparently he just wanted to use that bulldozer to push start/finish back to the tri-oval and that solved all his concerns.
Did Kirk just take credit for Miami being here?????
I obviously wanna root for my team but “the runners shin was down” is fucking stupid. Just play the stupid game with no replay
<Mournfully> HAYYYYYNNNEEESSSS KKAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG
I was gonna make a joke about you being the Cleveland Browns, but they only know how to humiliate themselves
Checking in from balmy Denver
As an Ohio State fan, this idea scares me and therefore Michigan should DEFINITELY do it.
Blue 13 car in the midst of a wreck
Somehow came through the last lap mess for a P5 on @varcracing.com night in America. One of my best finishes ever I think?? Thanks to @chandlerthedadler.bsky.social and @colby71.bsky.social for working with me. Fun way to spend my off night from parenting stuff.
PS trading paints died so blue car?
Brother not even the arca teams know that answer
Team Rodney on the pregame outfits here. Looks cozy 10/10
Whatever, that penalty was worth it
4th and “oh yea, I’m Ryan days and I consistently forget we have athletes”
Didn’t fuck up thanksgiving! Had some moments, smoker gave me a heart attack this morning but two turkeys with dressing and gravy hit the table. In the end, the people were the most important but man was that a nail biter.
And that’s why we call you Chris “mark martin” blackstock
So @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social firefighter comment reminded me of time my dad (who refuses to wear glasses) set off the burglar alarm T-day morning and thought big red button on panel would fix it. Obvi not! Firefighters not amused. Now we always vote for fire levies
It’s an amazing purchase….. if you can remember where you stored it. FML
Book cover “who is Shaun white”
Me: A dude who loves him some mountain dews???
That was some dumb plate racing
He’s decided to send Bronny to another team
How do you name your fourth kid THREE???
Brother, I’ll throw $10 at a chandler carroll win bet at those odds
Look man, give the td to the fsu kid cause he deserved it after the effort
Spaun looks like he’s gonna puke.
That Europe bet is looking real good right now
Now those kids can focus on gym and tanning because he’s providing the laundry!
