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Jack Swansey

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The world’s leading anthropological authority on NASCAR (by default). I once broke traction in a Citroën Ami and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. I also lost on Jeopardy!

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I was thinking about the RESTAURANT

30.01.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In honor of the first night of the Festival of Lights, I’d love to share with you all something that I made almost A DECADE?!?! ago:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnb7...

15.12.2025 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should not still have to be thinking about upcoming Formula 1 races. It's December.

02.12.2025 18:24 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Coming soon…

#PROJECT67

02.12.2025 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just like to point out that in my three seasons of NASCAR 25, my crew chiefs have been two Jacks and a John.

Things must get pretty confusing around the fictional shop

31.10.2025 23:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plan for tonight: drink rum, listen to a podcast about Point Break, watch Point Break.

07.09.2025 04:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love to see some love for Mexico and Montreal!

07.09.2025 04:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I THINK that Ford should call its police package "Crown Victoria." Gimme an "Explorer Crown Victoria." Nothing means anything any more but I still want to call cop cars Crown Vics.

07.09.2025 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Connor Zilisch making the Xfinity Series look like F1

07.09.2025 04:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone buy this so I'm not tempted. And please let me drive it

27.08.2025 17:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh dammit am I going to lose even more of my sugar eating abilities

25.08.2025 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It buffed out! We celebrate the little victories

24.08.2025 23:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dammit I scraped the Acura’s rear bumper on a curb

24.08.2025 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Someone get that man a Tuborg

24.08.2025 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…Hans Christian Rasmussen?

That Danish MF

24.08.2025 20:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He then missed my exit on the 134, and when I called him on it, said “this is a shortcut” and promptly followed the GPS back onto the same highway, drove back one exit, and got off

24.08.2025 16:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every so often I think about my most memorable Uber experience: when the driver went on a long rant about “political correctness” that ended with him saying, “they couldn’t remake Dukes of Hazzard today, they’d have to make one of them GAY”

24.08.2025 16:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tense last couple laps there in the Swansey-Lopez household

24.08.2025 13:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The boys!!!

24.08.2025 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“It’s not just about him being his grandson” uhh… you sure about that?

24.08.2025 02:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good for him

24.08.2025 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah, Harrison Burton won this race *last year*

24.08.2025 02:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shoe is on the other foot this year watching the cutoff race with Ashley (Bowman fan)

24.08.2025 01:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.08.2025 01:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“It’s been a great year for Ty Dillon”

24.08.2025 01:19 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Oh don’t worry, I’m constantly imagining alternate histories for Bill Davis Racing

23.08.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh so this is just like Toyota joining Trucks in ‘04 then

23.08.2025 16:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bill Davis Racing-coded

23.08.2025 16:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1. Retire
2. Win at two levels anyway
3. Neither of them counted for different reasons
4. Win at no levels

23.08.2025 03:17 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Honorable mention to the Jag

21.08.2025 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0