"I thought most fish were about 1/3 tail but
most fish are mostly fish"
I'm tired and I don't have to be good at learning art when I'm tired!
09.03.2026 01:09
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"I thought most fish were about 1/3 tail but
most fish are mostly fish"
I'm tired and I don't have to be good at learning art when I'm tired!
I think @drkuro.bsky.social was really mean taking me from the highs of Andor to The Phantom Menace ☹️
why does jar jar have the most lines
why does every character have a different accent
why does the plot keep derailing itself
Obi-Westlife Kenobi looks ready to be a backstreet boy any minute. @drkuro.bsky.social has warned me that Anakin sports the same ponytail later. I have concerns 😅
Gods, Star Wars Uno: Racial of the Stereotypes really is a series of things they thought would look cool with minimum viable connective tissue.
Some of them do look very cool, to be fair, but I keep getting "the cutaway scenes from speed racer with the kid and the monkey" vibes 😅
I'm watching Star Wars 1: The Tax Disputes for the first time, and I really appreciate how the subtitles are spelt to ensure Jar Jar Binks is irritating whether or not you can hear him.
Inclusive annoyance!
Goth Amidala slays though 🔥
Frozen is the best status effect and never causes feel-bad moments 🥲
that time when you're drunk for the first time in years with a friend you have a massive crush on but it's at the place they work so you don't want to make it weird for them (but at least the drinks are super cheap)
asking for a friend 👍🏽
#ramblesky
You didn't tell me he played keytar! He keeps getting cooler 😊
can secret societies meet over zoom/discord etc.?
asking for a friend 😉
Does this mean I can email you somewhere like cutie.pie@alcides.prof? 😉
In some bonkers "nature vs nurture" egg news (y'all know I'm an egg fan), I'm related to some identical twins who have separately been
- limited to 2 eggs per week for cholesterol reasons
- encouraged to eat 3 eggs per day for dietary reasons
Me, I'm an egg improvisateur. I take'em when I get'em.
That's gotta feel pretty liberating 🩵
Yooo, traditionally made audio drama is still a thing!
Like a book, but noisy!
I know some of the voice actors in this, one of them personally, one of them is Jennifer Hale, and they're a really jolly lot who punch so far above their weight for production value.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/era...
I love AI losing money posts. Always repost a hopecore.
Honestly if Elon Musk just ate a whole human person for every meal, he'd be killing fewer people than the gas emissions from his stupid AI datacenters that his only use case for are "you can make it generate personal insults at parties"
it's sorted by latest 😭
ok but why is vore suddenly everywhere, how come 1/5 of all posts featuring one-off tomodachi life jester "Hugh Morris" on Bluesky are vore-themed fan art?
What kind of cultural indicator is this explosion in a specific kink?
Do we want to be eaten consensually before the billionaires eat us?
The temptation to implement that one metaphor re fantazio desert worm dungeon as an overly complex #voresky path
Dw, I'll draft it in twine like a proper narrative designer
That's alright, the broth looks excellent, and I tend to start with the noodles anyw– oh, you *are* the noodle.
Hope all your muscles relax in the heat 😊
An alert cream-coloured dog with a charcoal back is curled up like a croissant on a sofa next to a cardboard box containing a hardback copy of "there is no antimemetics division". She is staring at the camera with her ears up.
Our house beast looks excited to read "There Is No Antimemetics Division" by qntm, a book I think I've technically already read in web form but thankfully, and thematically, forgotten all about 😊
Yeah, I definitely benefited from being conscious that the dream was separate from reality (and that it was innocuous-ish social anxiety-themed)
So far I've been lucky enough that terrifying dreams tend to wake me up fully 🥲
I realise there's every chance I've had it before and just not remembered 😅
What helped with this one was the ceiling "looking wrong", like it was bulging towards me, enough that I felt the need to check it once properly awake.
Had sleep paralysis for the first time last night!
Properly weird experience.
Partly wishing I could check my legs existed, partly felt like I was moving my limbs after all, and a little bit still dreaming about buying a second-hand moped in Japan.
Wasn't even sure which way up I was 🙃
I appreciate that whichever hole it is, you're pushing yourself in innovative ways 🫡
today in a second-hand bookshop I saw a John Wyndham book that I had never heard of, which (1) I had no idea there were any John Wyndham books I hadn't read, (2) the book was called Jizzle
A packet of "easypill giver dog"
We got confused and thought Indiana Jones was George Lucas
...turns out it's both!
Not saying we're uncultured but in "name a Steven Spielberg movie" got the answers:
- robocop
- ET
- Kill Bill
- Indiana Jones
- Titanic
The right answer was @drkuro.bsky.social, so he's the capable one here 😅
Fun typo from gll 😅
Also thinking about the way they played Snake, having to travel to draw more cards was a very useful side element.