I just want to be her.
23.02.2026 23:54
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I just want to be her.
That kid in brown is a hero 🫡
She says "not inside" he hears "knot inside" 😏
Ever get so frustrated with a game you have to bite your own tit?
Funny enough, some therapists really do this!
F*ck bunny! *ahem* I mean, wife
excuse me what the FUCK are they doing verifying that kind of shit go report that account
Me too, bro. Me, too.
Happy belated birthday!
A totally normal Santa who isn’t three kobolds in a Santa coat
merr chrismas
I did martial arts in high school, so I know I'd lose to her in a fair fight. Buuuut I did shock a black belt once when she threw a high kick at me. I dropped to my knees and karate chopped her between the legs. We were just sparing, so I barely tapped her. But it stopped the fight 😅
The thing with programming is that you never stop learning. I've been in it since 2000 and I'm still learning new things. With AI here, the job market might be even harder (not sure yet). Its an ongoing debate amongst professionals. Kinda depends on what the companies decide to do.
A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse
TIL that I'm allergic to Pfizer's Covid vaccine shots.
yay.
Welcome to Mischief District, our very first, lovingly Magpie-curated, all hallows eve themed event at the Ivywild School 🏫
Free to attend, and vendor applications are open. We'll have exciting art, resources, and life-saving training available, two incredible Djs and more 🎃
Magpieevents.org
I agree. The math isn't mathing for me either.
Tonight's the night all you ghouls and furreaks - Howl-O-Ween!
Doors open @ 7:30, first DJ is live at 8.
The Foxtrot crew will be on site for setup early, so responses will be slow & reaching out via social media (BSky/Mastodon) is your best bet.
Tickets/Info: https://foxtrotclub.com/howl-o-ween
Small animation collab with @24framespersecond.bsky.social of @simplifypm.bsky.social characters. Piko voiced by @marisaduran.bsky.social . Pseftis voiced by @belrusape.bsky.social . Sound effects by @tomschalk.bsky.social
I am so done dealing with doctors. If you're lucky you'll get the one in the million doctor that's actually out there trying to help you and paying attention to who you are as an individual and your body's needs. Otherwise, you're stuck with some over-educated jackass. Let AI replace Docs.
ONE
WEEK
Got your tickets yet?
Remember, the first 150 cars have their parking costs covered!
Get more details and tickets at foxtrotclub.com/howl-o-ween
any other #aces out there whose libido is just missing 99% of the time, but then 1% of the time you're really horny - but you're still like "sex? Meh."?
#lgbtq #asexsual
So this is why that little girl wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas. 🤔
That is the most Garfield cat that ever did Garfield
That's an interesting bit of knowledge. Given that, it's still amazing given the lengths that this lass has stretched hers 👀
Woah. So many furry NSFW artists just got an amazing reference for how knots work.
The punchline is wholesomeness.
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Saber is getting turned into a full premade partial!
Sock paws - done
Hand paws - half done
Tail - half done
Head - shopping for bases and foam and o already got all the fur! Im so excited to see his saber come together! Gonna be hard to let him go for only $2k for the full partial 👀
