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He/him, oblivious mini painter

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Is this mushroom edible?
AI: Yes!

AI standing over grave: you're right --that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms πŸ„?

Is this mushroom edible? AI: Yes! AI standing over grave: you're right --that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms πŸ„?

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Your reminder that Joss Whedon wasn’t allowed to be alone with 14 year old Michelle Trachtenberg.

Just if you’re getting excited about his career re-launch and don’t care about his revolting behaviour toward Charisma Carpenter.

06.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 13

people who insist that trump is the whole problem are super dangerous because they will prevent us from addressing root causes

06.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9

us adults, foolish idiots: β€œbut what does β€˜six seven’ mean?”

THE CHILDREN, harbingers tapping into the immortal zeitgeist: β€œ$6 gas now, $7 gas tomorrow, hahahahHahahHAHAHAHAHA”

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump’s White House Posts Fascist Memes As It Wrecks the Economy The president’s extremely online staff is posting β€˜Grand Theft Auto’ memes and cracking jokes about his Iran war as energy prices explode.

zeteo.com/p/trump-iran...

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Have you noticed a trend of people speaking to total strangers in semiliterate prompts?

Like, someone going "what make car go" or "game name give name of game" etc

It's because they forgot that a human normally responds to stuff like that with "jesus christ dude"

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I wonder how much of AI "it tells me I am transforming into a god" cultism involves a digital version of Stendhal Syndrome, a cheesecake superstimulus very deliberately tailor made by the billionaires who created it to do so.

12.05.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.

They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.

13.11.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 2094 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 38

bsky.app/profile/pook...

This is the exact same process that happens to every single billionaire, being surrounded by sycophants removes the need to actually communicate.

They're inarticulate because it's been years since anyone told them "what the fuck are you talking about dude"

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 25436 πŸ” 6353 πŸ’¬ 223 πŸ“Œ 208
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 6993 πŸ” 2598 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 92
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 4992 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 135

Black trans people are black, so it IS happening to black people right now and will only get worse.

07.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Folks in health care: DO NOT FUCKING WEAR THESE-**ESPECIALLY** IN PATIENT CARE AREAS!

If I ever catch a colleague wearing these, I am reporting them to management, the state, whatever press outlets I can, and to the patient & their family.

I do not care who it pisses off. Just fucking DO NOT.

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rogan Calls Trans People β€œPerverts,” Spreads School Shooting Lies On Show This week, on The Joe Rogan Experience: Steve-O and more anti-trans hate.

1. Yesterday, Joe Rogan called transgender people perverts and school shooters to his audience of tens of millions of people.

It was his most overt display of transphobia yet.

Democrats wanted to court this man and his listeners.

The latest from our journalist, S. Baum.

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1791 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 55

it is terrorism, deliberate, premeditated, terrorism

06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It kinda is though? There’s degrees of child abuse. It may not be hitting or molesting or starving them, but it is putting them in completely unnecessary physical danger. It is GROSS negligence. Ignorance is no excuse for it.

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve started sayin β€œHe’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 800 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

Absolutely sickening shit: the Dena had just participated in international naval exercises *with the US* and was unarmed and the US knew this and sank it anyway and left the survivors to drown

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11

This will be a test re: whether the U.S. population knows who to be mad at.

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting that every time this happens there is an uptick of genAI freaks gushing over the capabilities of their CSAM suicide war crime machines to replace workers.

Almost as if they are using genAI as unaccountable cover for layoffs due to their disastrously shit management decisions.

06.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She is a full rejection of the billionaire rixh class because she will never let herself get to that point and funnels her money to help her community which some people who even share her monetary bracket simply wont do.

Thats why people like Dolly

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

People are missing the point in replying to this. Shes not a billionaire because she gives her money away to charity and help people ten times over.

But think about all the money she gives away TO help. She should have been one waaaaay before now

She is quite literally the billionaire that ISNT.

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 5456 πŸ” 1340 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 42
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1056 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Ron Glass is dead
Wash is dead (not Alan Tudyk he's alive, the character)
Adam Baldwin is apparently a bigger dick than Jayne
Joss Whedon is allegedly an abuser
And Nathan Fillion has been lead on TWO shows now with accusations of bullying.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 6004 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 123

Yeah, there's all this push to create a narrative that LLMs are gaining consciousness because the next step is needing to put them into "bodies" because they just. want. slaves.

06.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 12430 πŸ” 1835 πŸ’¬ 442 πŸ“Œ 161

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 4047 πŸ” 1891 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 93