Alice <3

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he cuddles susie and kenai way more than he cuddles me :<

make the posts :3

my cat is going to miss me so much when i die. i can’t do that to him

SILLY LITTLE GUY!!! :D :D :D

thinking a lot about sisters kissing tbh.,, thats normal right? 🥺

cunny

i yearn for the urn

boymoders are so cute like aww i know whats growing under ur oversized hoodie >//,

lets watch a movie together~ and ill slide my hand gently up there and make u feel like the pretty girl u are :3

I'm over here rubbing my cunny i got lotion on my cunny right now I'm just rubbing my shit I'm horny af man I'm a loli

J nsmookked alot sno ifnmore my bD typijg I feel lieekk im on a boart

Fucked-up gameshow idea for a capitalist dystopia setting: you put 3 convicts, 5 random citizens without a criminal record, and one billionaire in a sealed room with a single-shot pistol. The pistol is biometrically locked and can only be fired by the 5 "clean" contestants.

men pmo. yes i know what my card does, i played it. yes i know the thassa’s oracle combo, this is cedh. i’ve been playing magic since elementary school.

it’s good but so many calories. i drank the entire thing :< i feel like a bad girl now, i have to bleed now

lately i’ve been really lucky while gambling with fake money but really unlucky while gambling with real money :<

wait, i also had an arizona iced tea and a dr pepper :<

i did a really good job today, i was such a good girl ^w^

i nailed my job interview, showered, left the house to play magic, and only ate 1 salad for breakfast, 1 burger for lunch, and 1 pickle for dinner :D and i did it all sober because my puppy told me to cut back on my drug consumption!

Made some for myself lol

Sumone hug me and put me down while I'm on ur armz so I don't ever have 2 know wut it feelz liek 2 not be held ever again

drink every night :3

yucky evil pelican pilot not dropping our equipment :<

i’m almost always around to fight for super earth :3

mrow, i love botdiving with you ^w^

i’d be a good zoo kitty

i’m so glad i found it before things got bad

i found my cart ^w^ i have no clue how it ended up way under my desk behind a bunch of trash, but i’m just glad i can get high again

i can’t find my cart i need my weed i searched for like an hour i can’t find it i need it it fell off my bed where is it i need it

i need my drugs i can’t find my drugs

stolen valor