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Mallorie Malcontent ✨

@sweetbeanscomix

Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her

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Neat trick for better tasting, yet affordable coffee. Get the cheap stuff in bulk from Costco, then mix it with the fancy stuff from your local roaster. Just a little bit of the good stuff mixed in goes a long way.

07.03.2026 16:10 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Comic artists often do not realize how cool they are

07.03.2026 16:03 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 👍 2898 🔁 682 💬 11 📌 11

😭😭😭

06.03.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. I hate that shit too.

06.03.2026 19:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I hate that crap.

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The video game industry is completely broken. It’s basically all gambling, ai slop, unfinished garbage, and forever games that nickel and dime you to death. Being a Nintendo fan isn’t unreasonable.

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 62 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t agree with lots of stuff Nintendo does. But their creative team has been consistent for decades. And I like fun.

06.03.2026 19:14 👍 68 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh like the whole “you’re a consooomer” and “you’re just buying nostalgia.” Like they haven’t been making really fun games still. It’s weird.

06.03.2026 19:12 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I get haters are a thing. But people act like owning a Switch 2 is crime against humanity. They’re so mad about it. I was able to sell my switch 1 for 200 bucks. So it wasn’t that pricy in the end. And I’m always gonna be interested in the next Pikmin and 3D Mario game. And Donkey Kong is tits.

06.03.2026 19:07 👍 172 🔁 22 💬 10 📌 0

Yeah. It’s crazy. When he’s not on a leash, she screams at him if he moves his body in the direction of the street.

I get it, if she was my mom, I’d definitely wanna throw myself into traffic.

06.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s a lovely idea. I do have lots of stories about our special little guy.

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He did! I have countless stories. He was a special little guy.

06.03.2026 18:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s literally insane way of thinking. Trying to replace a unique sentient being like they’re a fucking toaster or something. Makes my skin crawl.

06.03.2026 18:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The neighbor my partner and I call “The Punisher” because she sucks you into conversations and it’s always “woe is me” shit. And she also keeps her 11 year old autistic kid on a leash, told us to “get a new dog.” Like what do you think Charlie was to us, a throw pillow? Jesus Christ.

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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They say “keep busy” but it’s difficult to do or enjoy anything after your best friend dies. I miss him so much, words cannot describe.

06.03.2026 17:50 👍 109 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

Should’ve gotten another box.

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate an entire box of Lemon-Ups.

06.03.2026 15:00 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Man the discover tab suuuuuks.

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 2237 🔁 877 💬 20 📌 34
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05.03.2026 20:05 👍 4529 🔁 1019 💬 19 📌 17
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When your husband is an attention seeking weirdo who is also afraid of gay people for some dumb reason.

05.03.2026 21:27 👍 61 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Naw, it’s gonna be big Mario. I’d put money on it.

05.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring back video game rental stores. And also physical releases to fill those stores.

05.03.2026 14:27 👍 98 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

I used to be heavily into them, and every Elephant 6 adjacent band back in the day.

05.03.2026 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the gamers!

05.03.2026 01:39 👍 449 🔁 43 💬 20 📌 1
04.03.2026 01:58 👍 308 🔁 128 💬 2 📌 0

It’s real good too.

04.03.2026 19:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t k ow that’s a thing.

04.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t have chubby girls. The pedos want them really tiny.

04.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0