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they're hoping for a thank-you in the loos after

Efficient! AuDHD man’s daily task list includes carefully planned five-minute scream An AuDHD man attempting to keep on top of the constant demands of his busy life by tracking tasks has expanded his to-do list to include blood-curdling screams at the horror of it all, sources have…

Paul Shinter, 45, recently made the decision to try and gain some control of his nonsense life by carefully listing what needs to be done each day, including five minutes of guttural wailing at this cursed timeline.

It's schedule time! This week we've got more constant unmitigated pain with Jonas in Dokapon Kingdom Connect on Tuesday. Wednesday Joe joins me for light spot of hospital admin in Two Point Hospital. Thursday the factory must grow in Factorio.

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i was gonna say, for a second i thought you'd done some stock photo modelling

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Me, a hairy white guy in koala print speedos, dancing with another hairy guy in a jock "Thick n juicy", tge name of the event we were gogo dancing at, is at the bottom of the frame

When you meet with a colleague to discuss the impact of email automation on B2B sales

Being gay rules because sometimes you'll wake up and a friend will have sent you a bunch of nudes where they look amazing

I’m going to bed; my prayers are with the fire services and anyone in the area without shelter to go to.

bsky.app/profile/olde...

THIS. If you’re in central Glasgow tonight please close your windows; if you have to be out please wear the best mask you have available. If you can smell it, you’re at risk.

fuckin hell. godspeed glasgow

Screenshot of tweet. Text: *trying to get a gay guy interested in a story I'm telling* So there was also this really beautiful woman, who was really rude

Yeah

i spent today at my friend's tournament, i'm obsessed, i can't skate to save my life (or ankles) but i think it's my new favourite sport and i'm lowkey considering getting involved as a non-skating official

believe in yourself and your dreams can come true

All Women Must Stand Together on International Women’s Day As the forces that seek to restrict our rights gain strength, we reflect on the fact that trans or cis, as women, we are stronger together.

All Women Must Stand Together on International Women’s Day

“If we turn against our trans siblings – and against each other – we only end up deepening the divisions that others are so keen to sow amongst us.”

notinourname.org.uk/all-women-mu...

he needed break of journey + although i think advanced fares are available from our area to/from london, none left on the day + journeys only on the local lines are anytime or OP, no advance

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can we watch

it would make sense that a single is half the return fare! you're right! but down here the day return costs like 20p more than the single and you can break/restart your journey as you please. buy the damn return ticket

i'm v grateful my london friend is travelling to see me today but. some people are way too used to contactless fares

we couldn't decide which station to meet at so he said "i'll buy a single and get my return ticket later" babes are you MADE of money???

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Whoops! Autism charity inadvertently helps autistic person An autism charity has come under fire today after accidentally helping an actual autistic person, reports have indicated.  Directors at Autism Shrieks have reportedly spent an emergency meeting…

Directors at Autism Shrieks have reportedly spent an emergency meeting trying to placate their board after assistance was erroneously provided to autistic adult, Miya Wilkes, 30.

A picture of the Warclaw mount from Guld Wars 2, a giant cat with a saddle.

Unlocked the Warclaw in Guild Wars 2 and the fact that cat mount is the combat mount makes total sense to me, a man who was put in hospital by his own cat.

A child's line drawing of a cargobike with a box on the front sporting a grinning shark face and the rider, a stick man, at the back. In the box are two girl stickmen and one has a speech bubble saying "yes".

I think we could all do with a little boost to get us to the end of the week.

#YES

i am really, really sick of having to care for a woman who treats me and my health as an afterthought at best.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

DIY gaswork? against the gas safety regulations 1998? oh dear, how unfortunate. i do hope nothing else illegal or unsafe was happening. that would really be a spanner in the works

that explains the prev owners trying (and failing, iirc?) to splice the utility lines to try and get them unmetered

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