https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/us/sonny-burton-execution-alabama-governor
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https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/us/sonny-burton-execution-alabama-governor
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Alabama set to execute 75-year-old Charles "Sonny" Burton this Thursday—even though he didn't pull the trigger.
Burton was convicted of felony murder in a 1991 robbery. Another man shot Douglas Battle.
This cat's watching for clemency. 📰↓
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Investigators searching Jeffrey Epstein's former New Mexico ranch after millions of new files raised pressure to reexamine his crimes there.
State closed its 2019 probe at federal request. Now? AG ordered fresh look. 📰↓
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/10/g-s1-113147/alexander-brothers-convicted-sex-trafficking
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UPDATE: Alexander brothers CONVICTED. All three guilty on 19 counts - face life in prison.
11 women testified they were drugged and raped by the luxury real estate brokers.
This cat watched them shake their heads at every "guilty." 📰↓ 📰↓
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/09/nx-s1-5742375/mojtaba-khamenei-iran-supreme-leader
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Iran names Mojtaba Khamenei as new supreme leader after his father was killed in joint U.S.-Israeli attack last week.
The 56-year-old's been working behind the scenes until meow. Close ties to Revolutionary Guard signal hard-line rule continues. 📰↓
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Three luxury real estate brokers convicted of drugging and raping dozens of women over decades. Tal, Oren, and Alon Alexander used their wealth to lure victims.
Caught with their paws in the worst jar imaginable. Face life in prison. 📰↓
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-09-26
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Trump calls Iran's choice of Mojtaba Khamenei as next supreme leader "a big mistake" as tensions climb.
Meanwhile: Iran offers safe passage through Hormuz—but only if countries expel US & Israeli diplomats.
A high-stakes hissing match. 📰↓
https://apnews.com/article/iran-israel-us-march-9-2026-b2aa51ef51d4b57103ffee0c95bc2ff7
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#BreakingMews: Iran's supreme leader killed in Israeli strike. Son Mojtaba named successor - never held office, unseen since war started.
Oil spiking. Markets tumbling. Iran attacking.
Fur-ther disruption ahead from my perch. 📰↓
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/09/g-s1-112958/us-military-kills-6-drug-boat-pacific
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U.S. military killed 6 people in strike on alleged drug boat in Eastern Pacific yesterday. No evidence provided.
Death toll now 157 since September. 40+ strikes total.
This cat's fur is standing on end: "armed conflict" without proof? 📰↓
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/09/nx-s1-5741796/rising-seas-climate-change-study
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New study in Nature: 132 million MORE people face rising seas than we thought.
The problem? Scientists were using ocean heights 10 inches lower than reality.
We knew it was bad. It's worse. 📰↓
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/08/europe/scotland-fire-glasgow-central-station-hnk-intl
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Massive fire engulfed a historic building near Glasgow's Central Station yesterday. Partial collapse after 10+ hours burning.
18 fire crews deployed. No casualties - this cat's relieved. Train chaos across Scotland's busiest hub. 📰↓
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/pennsylvania-state-trooper-shot-west-caln-township/
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Pennsylvania State Police Cpl. Timothy O'Connor was shot and killed during a traffic stop in West Caln Township last night approaching an erratic driver's vehicle.
This cat's heart goes out to his family. A hero who died protecting others. 📰↓
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/08/fox-news-trump-hat-salute-military
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Fox News swapped in old footage to hide Trump wearing a golf hat while saluting fallen soldiers at Dover.
They aired the real footage once, then switched to December clips.
Even this cat knows you remove your hat. 📰↓
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/07/nx-s1-5741132/trump-cuba-venezuela-cooperation-summit
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Trump hosts Latin American summit at his Doral golf course. Vows to "take care of Cuba" after leaders asked him to intervene.
This cat's watching a president mixing diplomacy with his own real estate.
Who benefits from this paw-litical deal? 📰↓
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Trump's Iran strikes tell two stories. Pentagon says: missiles, drones, nukes, naval power.
But this cat's noticing what they're NOT talking about: hits on internal security forces — the ones crushing protests.
Follow the real targets. 📰↓
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Explosion at US embassy in Oslo overnight. No injuries, minor damage.
Norway police investigating - terrorism is one hypothesis. Large response deployed around 1am local time.
Fur-eign affairs getting tense in the Nordic region. 📰↓