A mom waiting this out. 🦋 #14,737,446

A tale as old as time. Old ugly guy uses power to get laid.

New fairytale endings for women, fuck around and find out.

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He’s America’s Aunt Bethany. No different than wrapping up your jello salad or cat. You just say thank you.

Iran, no longer shiny. ✨

Let us know when one of these casualties comes from a family that is in the top 5% of average income in the United States. The Golden Age is only for the rich.

The DOW is doing so poorly, Pam Bondi should feel obligated to release the Epstein Files.

FYI, if you are in the Target Drive Up with your lights on, blaring into the eyes of the person across from you, it’s fucking rude.

Passing the outdoor mild weather off as a reason for the AC to cover for my hot flashes to my family.

I pay the bills here. Fight me.

Dance, monkey, dance! MAGA demands you!

A heart open to everyone being their best human. More BJKs please.

They don’t care if you struggle to make it to work or your doctors appointment. There are billionaire pockets to line.

Three episodes in to JFK Jr. “Love Story.”

1. I always knew Daryl Hannah was cool since I saw her as a cavewoman I. 6th grade (way too young).
2. I didn’t need to know Carolyn Bessette was such a bitch.
3. I can’t unsee Cher Horowitz hair flipping from Clueless so I can’t take this serious.

UK Air Force - air scribbling outside Tel Aviv.

This country got fleeced into war by a ladybird? 🤦‍♂️

Our new hybrid feels like a solid purchase right now. And those nitwits gave us a tax deduction for the car loan interest in 2025.

Gas prices📈

Watching the news come out of Tel Aviv… what was Netanyahu’s plan for these submunitions? Scary.

Someone get a camera on her mug when she finds out. Hopefully, she gets stranded there.

Justice for Cricket is Noem in front of of the ICC in The Hague. #kristinoem DHS

As this becomes a giant Middle East cluster fuck, why does it feel like only Russia and China are winning?

No involvement, no loss of weapon defense, they owe no one.

Poor Britney Spears.

Close down Fetterman’s airtime on MSNOW. I-Rain

Going to miss the fire she brings to Congress after next year.

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Tennis threats at Indian Wells .. horrible. #wta

Dallas County election polling places. Poll hours extended!

Texans, vote for leaders who won’t send your sons and daughters to war.

Three Midwest soldiers dead in Kuwait: Iowa, Minnesota, and Nebraska. ❤️‍🩹🇺🇸

#texasprimaries

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Find your Texas polling place.

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Bottle this energy.

Those are some funny guys.

Thanks for voting for war, MAGA.

Every American death is yours to own.

Clyde’s a Bluey fan. 💙