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boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

you know its a weird coincidence but it seems like we never really get those helpful explainers about how the stock market circuit breaker works when a democrat is president

the fact there's been a multitude of things that have pushed certain peeps into "fuck that idiot" territory but this is literally going to be so bad and also hilarious. hell they might drag him out into the street themselves, you ain't gonna maga your way out of this shit for real 😂

Some version of this is absolutely happening in the WH tonight.

"You want my fuck-palace-in-the-sky? Come and take it."

This is essentially what Republicans did with the border crisis.

If Dem governors were good at theater they would send police out to guard gas stations because of all of the reported theft and fighting around gas pumps. Media is suppressing these reports that I'm now reporting.

Nice.

Also lmao

If you’re asking “does the White House understand…,” in ANY context in 2026, you’re a moron.

and this is what they were also warning them about could happen by diluting safe r districts when they pulled their gerrymander stunt, they thought the new latino support was gonna stick and well..... may a wave hit and knock them all out tbh

Counterpoint: Limiting how US troops can be used illegally in unconstitutional wars of the president’s own choosing *IS* supporting “the troops.”

threatening? let's make it a promise at this point

Yep.

and it always goes to there when you say anything, can't dare try to grapple with the fact meemaw and papaw are just shit human beings and that's why they loooooove old trumpy and believe the worst regarding everyone else except for when it comes to him and the republicans in charge

Sheet of trump "i did that" stickers

Time to put these bad boys to work

Tapping the "poor areas don't vote for conservatives because they're poor, they're poor because they vote for conservatives" sign

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care BECAUSE my position is immutable

I am not a Newsom guy. Hope he loses, will help advocate for that to happen. If for whatever reason he wins the primary, he’s the only choice in the general. I wouldn’t take this argument* seriously from a Joe Manchin type making it about AOC, so why should anybody here?

*threay

All the reactionary "left" guys think like this.

They lay these pipelines and actually, it just sends a bunch of people right down into the far right sewer.

But their toilet backs up occasionally so they're totally confused about the direction of flow.

generally one of two things happens in very republican areas:

1. didn’t realize it was government money (“keep your government hands off my medicare”)

2. did realize it was government money and got mad about it (“fuck your medicaid expansion”)

the association is cultural not transactional

the IRA is an unfortunate example of the failure of the non-bigoted theory of popularism

it was a good law that poured piles of money into infrastructure (in rural areas!) and they got zero credit for it from the people who complain about those sorts of things, because the complaining is the point

Don’t think the conditions are the same as GA but what I don’t think people understand is the new strain of southern democrat is unabashedly progressive and has suburban backing. It’s happening from NC to Texas.

girl look in the mirror

Also stop voting in assholes who gut our healthcare, it's the boys club where I'm at in east tn who let a certain medical monopoly happen and have the gall to complain now certain services have ended and providers are fleeing. Just have an R beside your name on the ballot and you get away with it.

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Kristi Noem going out praising herself for her courageous public service when all she did was steal our money and lie to America and brutalize the vulnerable and screw her boyfriend is pretty much the exit from DHS I expected of her

It is very important she eventually go to prison

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

Kinda great that the full incompetence of the Trump Administration is on display. Unfortunate that it could lead to the world destabilizing but still an important heuristic.