George

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

tochka the cat in her pizza box bed, paw draped over the edge and pointing at the checked SPECIAL box

a strange game. the only winning move is not to lose

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

A parody of the classic Da Share Zone "Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!!" meme but instead of a skeleton it's the Gengar figure based on the Tomokazu Komiya card artwork.

the new gengar card figure reminded me of something so here's a gift for you all

how is it everyone else’s fault that evangelicals are illiterate and have to delegate power to right-wing jews, mormons, and catholics, who are able to function in elite institutions just fine

this is why I've always side-eyed dudes who posture as himbos

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

I would say the main problem with this rhetorical tack is that no one loves playing dumb more than a nazi and everyone knows this

cats in a darkened hallway are always like

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rooting for chinese reunification so they don't need to abbreviate taipei like that

bingo bango

which one is russian roulette

bolting upright in bed, overcome with a dreamsent urge to become addicted to gambling

I hope john mccain's hater soul prevents him from enjoying all this iranian death from the cockpit of his fighter jet in hell

ok but mullin has to keep playing job dressup like drake in a music video. thats dhs secretary convention now

since trump 1 all these guys have been indignantly like "I could do that!!" about all these flacks and operatives. I thought they meant they could do better but no

they double bombed an elementary school for girls

ryan grim out here recycling 2015 milo yiannopolos bits

the main problem with "uhh how can you be racist if you're sleeping with the untermensch" is there's already a political alliance of smug liars and people with no standards, that population has been captured and they all work for ICE now at 0 to 3 degrees of separation. the well is dry

popcorn counts as the soil of one's homeland thanks to ag subsidies

first day of classes in the books. or I guess no longer in the books and instead woven into the tapestry of my lived experience

the one thing all democrats and republicans can agree on is that fascism is real and honest and everything else is pretense and performance

well hang on let's hear them out about how not liking the nazi tat guy proves we lack der wille zur macht

every charismatic celebrity i see is either a personal friend or enemy

time for some challenging hard truths, kids [repeats the dumbest ad copy of the last 5 years]

studenting day

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)