The ol' ALFer

// Back when we were going at it with Iraq, I delivered newspapers, and when gas shot up I wondered if I was making even a dime doing it. I needed that extra money but man. I feel bad for anyone whose livelihood is dependent on prices at the pump.

But wait! I have a raincheck from the fall where I had to pay for an hour I didn't use because the clock moved back. Doesn't that count for anything?

Brownsville Station The Martian Boogie YouTube video by grvnmj

One man's cacophony is another man's sweet playlist. youtu.be/RU8EqkQKfw0?...

Derek McGrath, in the role I remember him best, as the homicidal "Andy Andy" from Cheers.

// Derek McGrath played a Bolian in Voyager. Not sure if he's the one you mean but kudos for that deep cut.

Are you looking for volunteers?

Willie rummaging around in ALFs hind quarters

Next week on ALFsplaining

It's the hair, isn't it.

The secret to being ALF:

Never.
Stop.
Eating.

You humans should see a doctor before attempting this lifestyle, though.

Absolutely love that set.

So *this* is why Riker's so pissed at you every time you see him. 🤔

That can't be true! Willie gave me a whole bag of Funyuns and you must have them because all I see is an empty bag of... oh.

Uh, you didn't want any, right?

But... but you're trunk buddy...!

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CAN I COME?!?!?! Willie got this great new tape for his car. It's called... um, Chopin.

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I imagine it was the worst of times.

Classic TV Theme: What a Country! YouTube video by David Gideon

// I've had this song running through my head the last few nights but could not remember what it was. Thankfully I've found it. I don't really remember the show, but I do the song. Is that weird? youtu.be/1gi5bZgcR5I?...

Two points, actually, but who's counting?

Um... yeah sure, that's what I meant.

As I believe @entspockhere.bsky.social put it, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

All of which could have been avoided if I had been permitted to invite Spot to my barbeque as the honored guest.

Good, because every time I've looked at one it's never a big deal. It's the OTHER end they should warn you about because major yuck.

// I've (sorta) done that.

'Well, looks like they'll take anyone so should be easy to get, right?'

Who needs pants anyhow?

// At first glance I thought she was crying with the red shading under her eyes. But I guess it's blushing.

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Willie.

I have found my calling in life.
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Good for you! Keep us informed!

Is there any one guy who embodies Trek more? He seems to have his hands in pretty much everything.

// I know I'm older but on my Atari, the go to game was Adventure. Though to be fair, even it could get boring. On my PC, my game was Civ II, and it hardly ever got boring. I played that more than I care to admit.

Humph. I think I was clear enough.

It's time.

Front and center, Scougs!

And don't send the stuffed Scougs doll, either. I can usually tell the difference.

A'ight, @scougs.bsky.social, present yerself to be eaten.