Stand firm, and charge Nigel Farage for treason for betraying the UK every single chance he gets.

There is absolutely nothing dignified about the current US Administration. Not a single, solitary thing.

Actual headline: “Whole world points and laughs as draft dodger from country late to two world wars bitches about people being late to, or dodging, war”

When we want advice from Blair on the Middle East, we’ll find a way to show it - probably by collectively suffering serious brain injuries and losing the power of rational thought…

“I’m dropping in the polls, Donald old boy - might I trouble you for a few Starmer slurs? Name your price - cheap asset sales, lower food standards, using the UK as a toxic waste dump, anything…”

Make up your fucking mind, you demented orange cunt.

What the fuck do you know about wars anyway - which wars did you fight in?

Stonewall red card. Citing and ban surely incoming (or at least there should be if there’s any justice, which there isn’t)

Are you not entertained…?!

#SCOvFRA

Boris Johnson should be listened to on foreign policy about as much as Liz Truss is listened to on economic affairs.

And the mystery as to why Iranians aren’t surrendering en masse, waving US flags, or asking to become the new Venezuela, continues…

Some people are also walking around and giving press conferences without brains.

“It’ll all be different when Nigel’s in charge and we get rid of all the foreigners”

A Labour source said: “A slow handclap for those self-appointed strategic geniuses who ridicule Labour values and think we can afford to sacrifice our core vote by mimicking the performative cruelty of Suella Braverman.”

Well at least one person gets it. Probably too late to be getting it though.

They just conducted a “special military operation” on the cash and gold.

“I might possibly have had something to do with it”, says arsonist with oily rags, petrol can, and matches next to burning building…

The nicotine-stained sock puppet in town to promote the national interest. The nation in question just isn’t the UK.

Given that the rival bidder for the Telegraph was the Daily Mail, I still think this is a win (and Axel Springer do have some respectable publications).

Plus we also get to witness and enjoy the squirming of British right-wingers due to one of their flagship newspapers being in German hands.

Axel Springer agrees to buy UK's Telegraph in $766 million deal German ​publisher Axel Springer said on ‌Friday it had agreed to buy in an ​all-cash deal Britain's ​Telegraph Media Group for ⁠575 million pound ($766.30 ​million).

Actual headline: “Daily Telegraph decides to have another go at being a newspaper rather than toilet paper”

www.reuters.com/business/axe...

This is the kind of news story I can get behind, and happily see more of 🫶🏻

Now, now - don’t be bringing inconvenient truths into this. That’s not playing fair…

A White House spokesperson said: “Nothing to see here, move on, hey look at that shiny thing over there…”

Hegseth deflecting attention away from Russia about as effectively as the war is deflecting attention away from the Epstein Files…

I personally blame Sadiq Khan - it’s always been his secret agenda to impose Sharia law on the Emiratis, and to target those who have reasonably and cleverly arranged their tax affairs there…

But London, Sadiq Khan, Shakira Law, something, something…

Just once, I’d like to see politicians focus on calling out what is illegal, immoral, inhumane or unethical rather than what is unpatriotic.

Crazy, I know, but maybe just give it a try.

The UK and a great many others answered an American call in its hour of need before, and the memory of those who made the ultimate sacrifice was insulted by the current President and Vice President.

We don’t forget, and we don’t forgive.

This might actually be one of the kinder political obituaries…

Under rocks - where Republicans and other invertebrates naturally feel at home…

I’m assuming each post is a fixed term appointment of about five days, after which the post-holder is expected to defect to one of the other right-wing nutjob parties, or to stand down in disgrace for racism/misogyny/fraud…?

Yes, well he might take vast donations from shady billionaires to sell out every single aspect of British life, but he sometimes wears a flat cap and goes to the pub for a pint, so I think it’s clear whose side he’s really on…