Chelle ✊🌻 *fElon hacked the election*

A computer can never be held accountable Therefore a computer must never make a management decision

Taps the 47 year old sign:

Surely even MAGA can work this one out!

Stole this ! It’s too good not to share here. Kristi Noems new job - looky me

YES, yes they did… 🖕🤬🖕

Instead of banning meth, why not teach people to use it critically?

He's looking well today

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Wtf is this slop

What the fuck is this 😐

The record-setting pace of retirements from Congress continues, led by Republicans NPR is tracking the record number of congressional lawmakers — now more than one in eight current members — who have announced plans to retire or run for a different office in 2026.

New update from the @npr.org Congressional retirement tracker:

With Rep. Darrell Issa's announcement, we're at 68 members of Congress who don't plan to return to their seat –– 1 in 8 lawmakers.

We're tied for the most House R's retiring in a century + it's already the most Senate Rs in one cycle.

If only he had a Totenkopf tatt 😥

Now they say Texas isn’t winnable?

After lecturing us that “Only Talarico can win in Texas?”

Lolol. The way folk fall for the okie dokie

Every single time.

a little ray of sunshine amidst all the bad news: 85% of the world's reserves of dubai chocolate were destroyed by a shahed drone strike

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It's a good thing we got this guy

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Trump now blocking terror threat warnings because it makes him look bad.

“They don’t want anything getting out that says what they’re doing in Iran is raising the threat level at home.”

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They blew up an elementary school Tom
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The participation trophy generation needs to grow a fucking backbone. The world doesn't cater to you. I don't owe you shit. There is zero reason I should worsen my own health because of your virtue signaling. Don't like no alt text? Add some and stfu.

That is disclosing. I don't owe you shit.

It's sad that you can't see your own ableism, but tbh, that tracks.

Why should I have to say that? You're demanding that I have to disclose disabilities to strangers in order to not face ableism?

It's painfully obvious that MAGA stopped maturing in their early double digits.

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

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Who's being ableist now?

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Hochul on Tariffs: I was in the room when he found out he lost. He got the piece of paper, looked down at it, and said, “You know, the Supreme Court just ruled. Looks like they ruled against us.”

He took a couple of questions on other topics, but then he stormed out of the room.

QAnon luminaries say they’ve drafted the Trump “national emergency” declaration to scuttle the midterm elections: