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Connie | she/her | mid-30s | UK | gay pirate content | nsfw πŸ”ž | my fics: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cochineal

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Itchy Brain By Cochineal https://archiveofourown.org/works/58598500/chapters/149301886

Started #podfic of @spirker.bsky.social β€œitchy brain” because I need some comfort and fluff! Paramedic Ed finds solace in ASMR videos by Stede. #OFMD chapter 1 of 7 is ready! on.soundcloud.com/F0DtuOsXLGIY...

30.01.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Illustration of the scene from Frankenstein 2025 where Frankenstein carries Elizabeth in her wedding dress, covered in blood, rose petals falling around them

Illustration of the scene from Frankenstein 2025 where Frankenstein carries Elizabeth in her wedding dress, covered in blood, rose petals falling around them

My partner requested I draw this scene πŸ’˜
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #art

09.11.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 785 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5

ahhhh i’m so happy he arrived safely!! πŸ’–

01.10.2025 06:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#OtD 12 Sep 1992 Anti-Fascist Action fought neo-Nazis heading to a Blood & Honour gig in the "Battle of Waterloo" in London. By occupying the redirection point for the gig, anti-fascists were able to ambush small groups of Nazis as they arrived stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8441...

12.09.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A text meme. Ed says 'sorry i sneezed and like all of your pictures' stede says 'and commented damn daddy on all of them?' ed says 'i have the flu'

A text meme. Ed says 'sorry i sneezed and like all of your pictures' stede says 'and commented damn daddy on all of them?' ed says 'i have the flu'

12.09.2025 10:55 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

12.09.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 13243 πŸ” 2204 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 112
"i might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure" meme but i painted over the sad kitty and put stede bonnet . i don't know why the background is like a scene out of twilight stede where are you

"i might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure" meme but i painted over the sad kitty and put stede bonnet . i don't know why the background is like a scene out of twilight stede where are you

06.09.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love you Jess πŸ’•πŸ«‚

07.09.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.09.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is dashing to Green with enthusiasm, and Green is equally delighted by the good news. 
Blue: Green! It's crisp outside!
Green: It is?

The foxes head outside together.
Blue: The fresh scent of autumn!
Green: Summer has been defeated!

Both foxes halt in surprise as the first brand new golden orange autumn leaf floats by above them. Without another second of hesitation, they start chasing after it, chanting "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!"

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is dashing to Green with enthusiasm, and Green is equally delighted by the good news. Blue: Green! It's crisp outside! Green: It is? The foxes head outside together. Blue: The fresh scent of autumn! Green: Summer has been defeated! Both foxes halt in surprise as the first brand new golden orange autumn leaf floats by above them. Without another second of hesitation, they start chasing after it, chanting "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!"

27.08.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 5297 πŸ” 1310 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 57
TNG scene. Data, on ship, is standing in uniform with his head slightly cocked, like that thing a dog does if you say ball or walk or treat. Closed caption reads, "You mentioned your impending death, Grandpa."

TNG scene. Data, on ship, is standing in uniform with his head slightly cocked, like that thing a dog does if you say ball or walk or treat. Closed caption reads, "You mentioned your impending death, Grandpa."

30.08.2025 04:53 πŸ‘ 2373 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 14
a NSFW digital drawing. ed is on his back and stede is kneeling over him. ed is hard through his leather pants, gripping stede’s cock so pre-come drips into his mouth.

a NSFW digital drawing. ed is on his back and stede is kneeling over him. ed is hard through his leather pants, gripping stede’s cock so pre-come drips into his mouth.

better than rum #ofmdnsfw

30.08.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 2

i have a photo of me watching the Fall aged 15 - mark e smith had just been hit by a beer can and was bleeding

29.08.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crab holding a pen on a white desk. Like link with a new item. Caption in various mismatched fonts: you have been visited by the permit crab! You may do 1 bad thing today

A crab holding a pen on a white desk. Like link with a new item. Caption in various mismatched fonts: you have been visited by the permit crab! You may do 1 bad thing today

28.08.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 20

TREAD CAREFULLY SLUT

27.08.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 18

bad omens tickets baybeeeee

22.08.2025 10:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anything can be a kink if you try hard enough 😌

21.08.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had the same thought so just for fun - here is a kink prompt bingo card generator! use however you like 🀸
perchance.org/kinkpromptbi...
(example ⬇️)

21.08.2025 11:37 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of an AO3 fic title and summary.

now the plank walks you
bizarrelittlemew
Summary:
Still, there’s a charm to it, now that she’s looking closer. His eyes crease at the corners when he laughs at Ed’s (probably very lame) jokes, and she can sort of see why Ed finds him cute. Pretty, even. Pretty likely to be a good face to sit on. He’s broad and sturdy, too; solid in a way that makes her suspect his non-existent ass could take a good beating.

***
Zheng has had A Week and is looking to blow off some steam. Stede may just learn a thing or two about himself from being on the receiving end of it.

Screenshot of an AO3 fic title and summary. now the plank walks you bizarrelittlemew Summary: Still, there’s a charm to it, now that she’s looking closer. His eyes crease at the corners when he laughs at Ed’s (probably very lame) jokes, and she can sort of see why Ed finds him cute. Pretty, even. Pretty likely to be a good face to sit on. He’s broad and sturdy, too; solid in a way that makes her suspect his non-existent ass could take a good beating. *** Zheng has had A Week and is looking to blow off some steam. Stede may just learn a thing or two about himself from being on the receiving end of it.

Screenshot of AO3 tags.

Relationships:

Stede Bonnet/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Characters:

Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach 

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dom/sub Play, Spanking, Paddling, Face-Sitting, Endgame Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Endgame Zheng/Oluwande or perhaps garlic soup, Honor Bondage, Verbal Humiliation, But also, Praise Kink, or maybe Adequacy Kink would be more fitting, Stede Bonnet: gay but open to being dommed by the right woman, Zheng: the right woman, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Zheng Yi Sao, Jealous Blackbeard | Edward Teach, matchmaking by fucking one of the parties, these idiots need a push ok, the chicken nugget scale of patheticness, the chicken nugget metric of self esteem, Aftercare, Zheng's soft spot for soft men

Screenshot of AO3 tags. Relationships: Stede Bonnet/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dom/sub Play, Spanking, Paddling, Face-Sitting, Endgame Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Endgame Zheng/Oluwande or perhaps garlic soup, Honor Bondage, Verbal Humiliation, But also, Praise Kink, or maybe Adequacy Kink would be more fitting, Stede Bonnet: gay but open to being dommed by the right woman, Zheng: the right woman, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Zheng Yi Sao, Jealous Blackbeard | Edward Teach, matchmaking by fucking one of the parties, these idiots need a push ok, the chicken nugget scale of patheticness, the chicken nugget metric of self esteem, Aftercare, Zheng's soft spot for soft men

hey so. i've been thinking a lot about how Zheng beat Stede's ass in 2x7, as one does. and somehow it led to this. enjoy!!

10k words, rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/69206146

20.08.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
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I present the most unhinged (rushed) photoshop I've ever done. πŸ˜‚ Please for the love all that remains good and pure in this fucked up world #SAVEOFMD

19.08.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Trans people are hot

Trans people are hot

Never forget

19.08.2025 08:46 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how Studio Ghibli films are like, "Cool, a new monster friend!" and "A witch and her cat!" when you're a kid, and then "Do you ever think about your parents dying?" and "What if you're so burned out you can't do the thing you love anymore?" when you're an adult

18.08.2025 04:25 πŸ‘ 1945 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 5
a digital drawing of stede from ofmd hanging laundry on rope. he’s completely naked and holding a white shirt that is translucent, exposing the shadow of his cock

a digital drawing of stede from ofmd hanging laundry on rope. he’s completely naked and holding a white shirt that is translucent, exposing the shadow of his cock

how a captain does their laundry can, um, reveal a lot πŸ‘€ about them

#stedepinup

18.08.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0
photo edit of taika waititi made to look like a school photo day pic. it's a double image, with his head & shoulders as the main pic. in the upper right hand corner there's another pic of his face, smiling and looking to the side

photo edit of taika waititi made to look like a school photo day pic. it's a double image, with his head & shoulders as the main pic. in the upper right hand corner there's another pic of his face, smiling and looking to the side

happy birthday to the coolest kid in school πŸ”₯😎πŸ”₯

*(other than me)

16.08.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
rhys holding two towering swirly ice creams and licking one of them with his extremely pink tongue

rhys holding two towering swirly ice creams and licking one of them with his extremely pink tongue

"wow how did he manage to lick his own merdick??" - @spirker.bsky.social

16.08.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

hee hee 🀭

16.08.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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no fucking way!!!

15.08.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if kristian doesn’t do one of his dances dressed like the sea goddess calypso i’m gonna kick off

15.08.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
nakey pouting Stede

nakey pouting Stede

14.08.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Ed is sitting on Stede's lap back to chest and Stede is stroking him while holding his hips
Ed is clearly a bit overwhelmed

Ed is sitting on Stede's lap back to chest and Stede is stroking him while holding his hips Ed is clearly a bit overwhelmed

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I was a bit down so I drew them
Ed Stede having a good time as always

13.08.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 1