siena

thank god i dont have enough followers to get cancelled

wait there are cis defense contractors too??

if you think autism comes from vaccines and not parents:

my mom told my dad "203" last night about their dog which is how i discovered he not only uses "number 99" as a standin for "number 2" because he's too grossed out by the euphemism but also "number 99" and "number 1" are additive.

eeber sneebers get apple spiders

let's see how quickly i can lose all my followers

cis woman who gets a phalloplasty but still identifies as a woman and is just a freak

is it sodomy to suck your own dick

every transfemme says she's non-hierarchical and then you discover she uses a tree-like data structure 😤

if you're gay panicking, and *i'm* gay panicking, then who's driving the u-haul??

if a wave passes through a double slit experiment in a forest but nobody is around to observe it does it still undergo interference

bromelet

tru, tho said tgirl becomes an essentially immortal being who heads a worlds-spanning shadow society. which honestly sounds like many tgirls already

oh wait you didn't headcanon vin as a transmasc egg?

hoid: he's still definitely making fun of you in ways you can't even begin to parse, but at least he's doing it with your correct name and pronouns!

i am so ready to headcanon vin as transmasc

sadeas: obv trabsphobic af

elokhar: definitely that bitch who keeps misgendering you but says he's trying as hard as he can and he just needs time. honestly you should be more understanding of how hard it is, even

kaladin: immediately treats you flawlessly as your correct gender and moves past it without a thought

navani: heads a research program into investiture-based hrt

dalinar: occasionally messes up your pronouns but you don't mind bc you know he's doing his best and is silently beating himself up

shallan: freaks out at first but then spends 2 weeks of sleepless nights researching gender theory until she has her trans "aha" moment

adolin: tries a bit too hard to be affirming and treat you as a woman to the point he's accidentally misogynistic about it, but you know he means well

stormlight characters if you came out as trans: a thread

ikr!! we need more physicists like us

if you're wanna hire a physicist but can't find one who's cool plz send me an email

the physicists don't find my jokes funny :(

the way my friends were talking i'm so proud

i've played like 4 games in my life and just took down margit from elden ring on the first try, apparently this is insane??

as a scientist, i don't think most people realize how important topology is. why are there so few tops? where are they? how do i get one to hold me down and call me a f-