Difficult to imagine over here.
"I see you're calling this new pale Golden Dawn – does that signify that it's a golden ale?"
- We consider every ale we brew to be a 'golden' ale, Roger, spiritually at least! We brew following the precepts of the Ordo Templi Orientis, which as I'm sure you know...
06.03.2026 15:17
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Maybe I'll just have a half and see how I go.
06.03.2026 15:10
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My local Spoons' has an Italian beer on, Birrificio Italiano's Nigredo.
Nigredo is the Latin for 'blackness', the antonym of 'albedo' ('whiteness'). So it's a dark beer.
But what kind of dark beer? Untappd helpfully offered several paragraphs of Italian. Which translated roughly as follows:
06.03.2026 15:09
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Having tried the Spoons version a couple of times, I thought that might be the case!
06.03.2026 11:42
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Alpha order by first name is Wrong. I blame Microsoft. (I've coded many "reformat surname first" formulae over the years, but I'm sure I remember using a spreadsheet that had a "LASTFIRST" function built in. Not Excel.)
05.03.2026 23:44
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Where do you stand on Alias Smith and Jones, and/or Butch and Sundance?
05.03.2026 23:40
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Then I actually woke up, I assume.
05.03.2026 23:29
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Then I dreamed that I woke up, remembered the first dream and decided to go to that village in Switzerland to see what it was really like. When I got there I found that the tower was only three or four storeys high, while the fields were muddy and waterlogged, and in any case grew nothing but grass.
05.03.2026 23:28
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I dreamed I was in Switzerland, in a small rural village. On the outskirts there was a high tower, from the top of which you could look down and see a patchwork of fields, growing different coloured crops and separated by broad white paths.
05.03.2026 23:28
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I mean, it's not Montale or anything, but has it stayed with me? Yes, it really has.
(The band don't even have their own Wikipedia page; I've got no way of attributing those lyrics, other than saying that they were either by Simon Boswell or by Tot Taylor (later a.k.a. Teddy Johns).)
05.03.2026 22:43
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Was on the telephone to Vinny and Louie
He says he knows you pretty well, but do he?
Was on the telephone to Stanley and Buck
I think he might have made it if he hadn't got stuck
On your lipstick...
05.03.2026 22:40
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You were spectacular
In the vernacular
I felt like Dracula compared with you...
I never had a passion for fashion
To me it's just a fad
She traded in her Ibsen for a Gibson
She's good but she plays bad
05.03.2026 22:40
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If good poetry is what stays with you, the lyricists on Advertising's 1978 album _Jingles_ (geddit?) should be in every anthology going. I got rid of it 40+ years ago, without even taping it, and still frequently find bits of it going round in my head.
05.03.2026 22:36
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Have they not been to Spoons recently?
05.03.2026 22:29
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Very odd phrasing. Is "legalistic" meant to be *worse* than "petulant" - and "political" worst of all?
It also suggests that a *good* speech, for this (Labour) source, would have been calm and laid-back, gung-ho for war and contemptuous of legality, on principle.
05.03.2026 14:02
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Definitely cheating. They aren't even CAMRA approved!
05.03.2026 11:56
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Range of beers, but partly because being able to run a wide range of beers without losing money must mean they're attracting a lot of punters.
If a festival can attract a lot of punters without having a wide range of beers, they must be cheating (or attracting the wrong kind of punters).
05.03.2026 11:50
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Read these words from 100 years ago about immigrants in Britain – and see how history is chillingly repeating itself | George Monbiot
Shabana Mahmood’s new rights clampdown looks outlandish until we remember that this kind of hardline action is part of our country’s fabric, says George Monbiot
Worth noting that Mahmood is core Labour Together, which means not only is she dressing up as a Doctor Who fascist villain now, but she and her pals united with the Murdoch press to wreck their own party to defeat against Boris Johnson, so that they could get their important jobs and do… this.
05.03.2026 09:21
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Your regular reminder than a large majority of voters - and overwhelming majority of Labour voters - favour giving settled migrants access to the welfare state after five years or less. The Home Secretary is not reforming rules in line with public opinion. She is doing the opposite.
05.03.2026 08:22
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Rule 1. There are more votes on the Right than the Left, so always go Right, never Left.
Rule 2. It would be wrong to go Left even for votes, so if Rule 1 temporarily fails to deliver, hold your nerve and keep going Right.
05.03.2026 09:55
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...the gamble being that there would be many more Ipswiches out there than Leicesters South. It didn't pay off, but Tory losses of support to Reform were large enough and widespread enough to make it look as if it had done.
05.03.2026 09:51
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I don't have much of a read on Blue Labour, but I think the old Right see alienating the Left and attracting the Right as two sides of the same coin, and both as essential to success. Gaining Ipswich in 2025 while losing Leicester South was their approach to party management writ large...
05.03.2026 09:47
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According to my Mum, the vows at PB weddings used to end "...until death do you part *or the Lord do come*", because after all it could be either.
04.03.2026 23:48
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One each from all the demographics they wanted to quote, then other hacks for the rest of the day.
04.03.2026 23:43
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She seems nice.
04.03.2026 23:41
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Screenshot of an X post by Senator Tom Cotton saying Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years and that the president was right to act. Below is a Fox News segment with Cotton speaking while footage labeled “U.S. Central Command – Unclassified” shows a strike.
“Imminent.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
04.03.2026 21:30
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Wow. One of my tutors had a story of this happening with a juror - who left the court by the downstairs exit - but only at the lowest end of the contempt tariff (which is what, 24 hours?).
04.03.2026 23:24
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Billie regenerates into Christopher Eccleston. Nobody comments.
04.03.2026 20:51
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