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mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | canceled for no pants

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07.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh there’s a challenge to some long standing and well understood precedent that is going to the supreme court and has two dozen major multinationals as plaintiffs? HUH!

07.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

laws are the way they are, right now, because that’s what was most advantageous to some rich fucker and once you understand that, legal bullshit becomes much easier to follow

07.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i got curious. i don’t care about any replies, muting thread

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the thing that’s killing me about the AIpocalypse, they’re seriously underestimating how long mfers will run a laptop into the ground. security update support for Windows XP ended in April 2019, that’s an OS that release the same week 9/11 happened

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nonono you have to play the new one its different somehow

07.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

feeling vindicated for having never played a pokΓ©

07.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s it, really. my favorite is that trump doing gazashit is somehow proof that biden doing gazashit was good actually

07.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

07.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜not just billionaires’

07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe stop giving them the ammunition to shoot you with

07.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i made jim davis write β€œthese events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

05.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

twelve whole hours! that’s basically forever

06.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI democrats are equally responsible for the constraints applied to the postal service; Biden lifting the Bush-era requirement to pre-fund retiree benefits being the only their either party has done in recent memory to help

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

their*

06.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait are drafts stored on device or on the public protocol lol

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

died of embarrassment

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

buncha rap tracks and then BAM Less Than Jake covers The Monkees

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
from original BuzzFeed News puff piece featuring the interviews with Jim Davis: β€œTwitter user @realnutsling declined to speak with BuzzFeed News.”

from original BuzzFeed News puff piece featuring the interviews with Jim Davis: β€œTwitter user @realnutsling declined to speak with BuzzFeed News.”

probably because of this and also i locked that account

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl didn’t make it to supper

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it is a perfect pfp/post combo and if its intentional then you might have taken the bait

05.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œThese events are canon β€” Jim Davis”

β€œThese events are canon β€” Jim Davis”

05.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

most people forgot that little donnie was inconsolable because tuvok couldn’t go home, never mind that might have been the finest moment of television

05.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i still have to get this thing framed lol

05.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

eric cartman voice sweet

05.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna go build a computer or something fuck this

05.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you actually don’t need to defend a guy with a nazi tattoo

05.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ryan, shut up

05.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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35 Years Ago Today, Garfield's Owner Didn't Drink Dog Semen - Kotaku The comic's creator has mostly denied the popular and gross interpretation of the strip

oh theres a new article about it kotaku.com/garfield-dri...

05.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

i made jim davis write β€œthese events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

05.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0