oh yes. good. perfect, even
@kelleygreene
Writer, satirist, chronically online. Currently @ Buzzfeed. Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). https://linktr.ee/kelleygreene
oh yes. good. perfect, even
why is spotify so hell bent on showing me videos now
there are no words to describe the feeling of nostalgic calm that washed over me as i listened to the scrubs theme song for the first time in 15 years
plot twist: he's solar powered
looking forward to the vid of him and the liver king doing push ups in the sauna
everyone keeps saying how bad apple's search is now and i searched "spotify" on my computer and it brought up a ton of unrelated stuff and i was like MY GOD IT'S SO BAD WOW AWFUL TERRIBLE and then i realized i forgot to install it when i wiped my computer 2 wks ago. okay that one's on me i guess
hey i did a unicycle class last year and i didn't even break anything (do not ask about the bruises)
talkin' bryan johnson, lego shoes, and cows over on the substack this week
Sunglasses-clad Emanuel Macron
if i send you this it means for shurr
Ser Duncan the Tall in a crowd
the guy i always end up standing behind at concerts
Itβs so wild!!!
We ended up getting a grippy device thing and it still doesnβt even work all the time!!
am i just old or is every lid 4000 times tighter these days
no clue!!
nicole kidman "i'm free" meme
twitter down this morning
@kelleygreene.bsky.social is back for another episode of the Boner Tabulator Files to discuss her Roman Empire, form tech exec and man seeking immortality, Bryan Johnson.
Sorry but Rob Rausch was built for this shit #traitors
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if we survive the next 3 years of trump, i WILL NOT SETTLE for a moderate. i want medicare for all. i want trans folks protected. and i want all of these fuckers prosecuted
The βprosecute the former regime at every levelβ candidate has my vote in 2028.
Thatβs gotta be what it is
Threads has taken down my post that says "nobody can tempt me with turkish delight but i'd get into ted bundy's van for a crunchwrap"
it's going great on threads
i forgot the word "tortilla" and called it a burrito skin
chicago's first-tuesday-at-10-am tornado siren test about had me jumping out of my skin this morning
The hilarious @kelleygreene.bsky.social will be joining the show this week for another Bryan Johnson: Boner Tabulator update.
A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk
The first two hours this morning
work laptop freezing up first thing this morning...it's not ready to come back from the holiday either
come for the pop-tarts, stay for the weird billionaires
Come for the Anderson Cooper giggles, stay for the Harry Enten in Bluey pants and chaps #cnnnye
Oooooo interesting