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Kaelahn

@kaelahn

Writer, stand up, constant work in progress. 29/MI

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30.12.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need a partner I can get matching grillz with.

22.12.2025 12:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Elite bush

11.10.2025 08:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having hoes is too expensive

12.07.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I personally don’t think you should be allowed to travel until you’re 21

04.07.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s too much drama for it to be the 1st……..

01.07.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got choked back this weekend and uh…new kink unlocked

22.06.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering you have free will is so powerful

14.06.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No I don’t have snap chat. IM 29

08.06.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a bit of depressive episode but slowly coming out of it

07.06.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
No Other Land The Oscar-winning documentary that's almost impossible to see

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First post on Substack is up! Talking about the Oscar winning documentary No Other Land!

03.06.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spiraling

31.05.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think nope is his best far and away though πŸ‘€

28.05.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you feel like there’s more to delve into or is it just genuinely the story is more compelling?

28.05.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have felt little to no desire to return to us after seeing it in theatres but I return to get out often

28.05.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The face Vs The playlist

26.05.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A renaissance painting come to life #needthat

20.05.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t stop until the bed is wet

19.05.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People will have their parents funding their entire lives and look down on your for having less than them doing it completely on your own

13.05.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I wanna leave the hoe life behind but it DOES NOT wanna leave me

05.05.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s big and I’ll talk you through it

22.04.2025 04:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothings going right and I’ve got nothing left

18.04.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just fell to my knees, one of my prospects just got drafted

16.04.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m up I’m up

06.04.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About to break up with my therapist, nobody do anything mean to me until after

04.04.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one and lonely

30.03.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin cooked rn

29.03.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate clean girl aesthetic sm

28.03.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That β€˜05-β€˜10 era of hip hop was truly the worst. There were some great albums but vast majority of shit released/on the radio was diabolically bad #hiphop

27.03.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Papa needs some validation

26.03.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1