Matt Blank

It’s so cute!

Need to sneak an Eccles in there somewhere.

Same 💅

Is this the cocksucker residence?!

Alt text: A digital leaderboard for the game Elvira’s House of Horrors displays high scores for March 1–31, 2026. At the top is an illustration of Elvira lounging on a red couch. A QR code on the right says “View on your mobile device.” The top ten players and scores are: DBEAR – 93,204,661,120 WIZZROBE – 3,658,408,950 MRLITFIC – 2,085,482,000 MSBUTAH – 1,575,938,970 The first-place score is massively higher than the others.

The Elvira pinball machine definitely didn’t glitch and we legitimately scored in the billions of points.

I’m on day 6 of whatever this is so lmk if it works out because I’ll do just about anything at this point.

Now I just have to get there

This story is horrible but every time I read “the snuggle inn” I feel like I’m in a Simpson’s gag.

Don’t worry, they’ll call themselves into session in a few weeks for some reason.

Very same. I imagine house activities much more grandiose in one of these.

A floor-length, sheer burgundy robe with a deep V-neckline displayed on a dress form. It features feathered trim along the hem and sleeves, a satin ribbon belt at the waist, and a flowing, elegant silhouette. The robe is set against a plain white wall with a wooden floor.

Make sure to pick up a “my husband died under mysterious circumstances” robe.

Clocking in!

This is what happens when the Dow goes below 50,000.

🥰

🫂🫂🫂 hope things get better for you

A large weathered stone statue, the colossus of Memnon sits in a sandy, open area under a clear blue sky. The statue appears ancient and partially eroded, surrounded by a rope barrier. In the background, palm trees and small structures are visible, with a single person walking near the right side of the image.

Always up for a return visit

/travels to Luxor

If only it was a Subuwu :3

A leaderboard titled “TRAX Top Contributors” with a red background. It shows rankings for All Time. In 1st place is “QUIRKY CANOE” with 437,499 points, represented by a green canoe with a red paddle. In 2nd place is “UNDERCOVER SENSEI” with 436,777 points, represented by a ninja emoji. In 3rd place is “JANKY ROOSTAH” with 245,243 points, represented by a white rooster emoji.

Bidding farewell to my 8-year run in @transit.app as top contributor on the red line.

Correct

Spending my morning poking around the Library of Congress's photocrom prints gallery, taken in the late 19th century.
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Good riddance to my most useless congressional representative to date.

Oh we’ve reached “photos of flag draped caskets are bad for morale” step of the special military operation.

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

CBS Sunday Mornings with Chip and Joanna Gaines. They’ll interview Tim Tebow about evangelical fervor in America.

Where is the Busy Bee?!

Inhumanity and insanity. The sort of thing a dying empire does.

At least someone will choke me

I’m allergic. Can I have some chicken nuggets instead?