Why the US military hasn't mutinied yet, and hung this incompetent, corrupt, disrespectful and diseased sack of shit upside-down from a lamp-post - along with his cabinet, his cronies and his entire feckless family - remains an enduring mystery.
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Why the US military hasn't mutinied yet, and hung this incompetent, corrupt, disrespectful and diseased sack of shit upside-down from a lamp-post - along with his cabinet, his cronies and his entire feckless family - remains an enduring mystery.
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I give you:
"Bela Lugosi's Dog"
...by Bow Wow Haus.
....
....
....I'll see myself out.
He's such an irredeemably, relentlessly, foul sack of shit.
Yeah. I was so surprised, my monocle popped out and my top hat flew off, like an old-timey cartoon swell.
Take your idiotic baseball cap off, you disrespectful fat rapist cunt.
Bastards.
I've never wanted to see Air Force One shot out of the sky more.
Yes, I *know* the quote is actually from Henry IV Pt.2.
Eat me.
Hal: "I know thee not, Old Man."
Falstaff: "FUCK YOU KID, I HAVE A GIANT SAUSAGE AND A PINT MUG I STOLE FROM THE SLUG AND LETTUCE"
I'll give him a pass on not learning a new language, if the necrotic old rapist fool is sincere in his promise to be hellbound soon.
You know, I was wrong about this guy. I just thought he was a mouthy, incompetent sex-pest drunk.
Now I see that he's actually certifiable.
AND. THIS. IS. WHY. WE. STUDY. HISTORY.
FUCK'S. SAKE.
..."with passion"??
Christ, he's a loon.
I loved your scholarly explanation for their colouring, because I'd just be pointing at the thing shrieking "IT HAS COME, AS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY"
Markwayne Mullin - a man so stupid, he has to shit on all fours.
Reported. What a fucking jackass.
Big fan of both.
Hammered the dog-killer into the ground like a tent peg.
So, "Chekhov's Chimpanzee" - but mysteriously unresolved.
I'm so in.
Can confirm. Amazing stuff.
"Hey-yo!!", as the kids say.
Seth.
Overland routes to the Gulf are fairly limited, for truck traffic (although that may be the only choice) - rail isn't an option, in most cases. Another issue is if food deliveries aren't brought in by sea, land transport is much more expensive - prices will rise, which means unrest in Gulf States.
No lie detected.
That's right, Billy - I'm clearly hallucinating all of the thunderously noisy bands I've been seeing these last few months in Melbourne's live music venues, because the CIA something something something...
...you absolute fucking spanner.
Stop whining Sam, fuck's sake...
Bingo.
What she said.
Whatever the fuck that thing he's wearing is, it makes him look like a Goth Sealy Posturepedic mattress.
Markwayne Mullin.
A man so irredeemably stupid, he has to shit on all fours.