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Whenever I meet someone who claims to be a cowboy, I ask them “Midnight, Rhinestone, or Drugstore?”

They paved parking lot, put up a paradise

Some tips I’ve learned painting colorful skies …

Honky Tonk Donkey Kong

I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I IN THIS PANEL, THE MEN ARE COMMENTING ON HOW THEY ARE FEELING, IN THIS INSTANCE PUNK REFERS TO THEM FEELING NOT WELL, POORLY OR UNDER THE WEATHER

I FEEL PUNK TODAY
SO DO I

Kick out the jams, mothersmuckers!

Told someone earlier that the Eiffel tower is closed on Tuesdays because that’s the day all the French people are allowed to hang their laundry on it

Five bunnies sit in a row facing a wall, observing a banana taped to it. The middle three bunnies wear small colored berets.

Previously, Iggy Pop did not want to be your dog. What changed?

I think I’m pretty good on social media, but social media disagrees

It’s not quite a home, and it’s not quite a box office, but it is a box in your home office. Or it used to be. Now it’s an app on your phone. Anyway, I gotta go clean up some cat barf.

Please sign up for my new workshop and learn some improv with me!

WhatsApp pussycat, whoa-uh-oh-oh

Does “the average American has less than 3 friends” include ShaneCo, our friend in the diamond business?

12 friends I made up who will report everything we talk about to Mark Zuckerberg

I would never join any organization that would have me as its treasurer

Do I like 90s music? Well, Less than Jake, but it’s Better than Ezra

My dad’s favorite ska album was Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska

My kid asked me about buying a house and I said "We have house at home"

The band Sum 41 got their name because that’s how many times Al Pacino talks about Blink 182 in Scarface

Them wolves ain’t even all that dire. I’ve seen direr.

There’s no end of potato at Golden Corral

The point of “Friday I’m in Love” was not just to say that Friday was his favorite day, but to show what assholes all the other days of the week are

I’m still on web 2.3

Hey here’s another lie depression tells you:

“When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.”

NOT SO.

They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it.

CALL THEM.

Okay I love you bye.

Trans rights are human rights and so can you

How’s it taste? Groth, dithguthting

Venom eating an ice cream cone

Today I mixed up the songs Suspect Device and Sonic Reducer