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@matthewjkeating

F*** ice. Packers owner. Stephen King binge reader. Slow runner. Beer drinker. The heat death of the universe can't come soon enough.

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Rasheed!

07.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walker at what he'll get is going to make some fan base very mad in the coming years

07.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I definitely prefer the potential conflicts of yore

06.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for letting me know what year to set the delorean for

03.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A member of the twister crew!

03.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sesame Street could make a good game out of this

01.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, all these damn ayatollahs need to start having names that aren't like 2 letters apart!

28.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Out of all the possible "cuts" of hat, I'll never understand this choice of his. I'd get it for selling purposes because they are probably cheap as hell to make, but you, a billionaire, can just wear a nice version or something!

28.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: Overly confident man points at his head, because he is very sure that his plan is great and cannot fail

The best way to increase your count of ending wars is to start more wars

28.02.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sean Doolittle!

26.02.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's taking those Ubers if all the potential passengers are drivers???

25.02.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reagan is always the president when these kind of charts suddenly change course

24.02.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@vertedin.de you are cool and neat!here is some praise for running a marathon in another country, good job!

22.02.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you trade your front teeth for a gold medal winning goal?

22.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reason it's polite to take your hat off when dining (as far as I've heard on the internet without looking into it any further!) is that it used to tell your host that you didn't trust their trash ass ceiling to not crumble onto your head.

20.02.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easily my favorite of the trilogy. I'd like to have seen what rian Johnson would have done with the whole thing.

18.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you allow steals every end, you keep the hammer the whole time...

18.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not great so far!

18.02.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alternative polka

18.02.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew i shouldn't have opened up the acme packing co tab!

17.02.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Binkie Bitch

17.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is going to be hard. The man has never turned down a paycheck!

17.02.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Ice

16.02.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet Weird Al thinks everyone hates him and wants him out of all of the arts now, since uppercase i and lowercase L look the same. It's sad, really

16.02.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nicolas cage is in it??

15.02.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This stuff is only surprising to a moron, Joe!!!

13.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the way it worked is that one of those goes in the tail pipe?

09.02.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to call him sam danrold from now on

09.02.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His name is not pronounced phonetically?

09.02.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0