They should team up with the company that made Chia Pets. You get a bald wrestler head and a packet of seeds.

The only wrestler head that doesn't come with seeds is Ricochet, because well...BALD!

They had one. Unfortunately, she was part of the Brandi universe and very few remember her.

From the Book of Dynamite 1:28

And Jesus pointed to the south and proclaimed, "There is your new savior, and his name is Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn Moxley!"

He also directed the first episode of the show Nowhere Man. Had he directed the other episodes, that show might have been a hit.

I love that AEW respected the traditions of CMLL and had Tony Khan presenting the belt and OC and Yuta being in their respective fighter's corner. Fantastic match by Claudio and Roddy!

Sad to see him gone from AEW, but I hope he does well going forward.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Sorry, I already donated to the Broke Bucks.

At some point, I hope there are trials. The "I was following orders" excuse won't work. There will probably be lots of jobs building prisons for these ICE officers.

You would probably have gotten better wrestling action watching two raccoons fight over which one got the box of discarded fries in the dumpster.

When a pandemic era AEW Dark has more matches than your network debut, something is definitely wrong. Especially when the matches on Dark were of significantly higher quality.

Darby Allin's spine is made of silly putty. There's no other explanation.

If you want to get some early practice in, play Watch Dogs Legion. Albion definitely reminds me of ICE.

He's not the pResident.

He's 19 skunks in an ill-fitting suit.

Disgusting. This is not law and order; this is armed kidnapping.

Happy New Year to my fellow wrestling sickos!

And to everyone else too.

LIES!!!

ChatGPT could never create the brilliance that is "Yo! Soy! HECHICEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

There are people who believe that those windmills are fans that make the Earth rotate faster.

So, yes, there will be people this stupid.

Something something 2nd amendment...guns to get rid of tyrannical government...

🤔

I'll race you there!

Can we nominate the bathroom door for the Nobel Peace Prize?

A drunk raccoon was found in a store in Virginia. Animal control chose to release it into the wild.

FOOLS!

They were supposed to euthanize it!

Destroy one, and there will only be 6 more Horcruxes to destroy and then Pete Hegseth can be vanquished.

When he mocked that reporter years ago, he should have been disqualified from running for office. We've cancelled people for less than that, and yet he gets to be the pResident...twice.

Fix your problems, America.

The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!

- Homer Simpson

If they're making a Trump coin, it needs to be a gold foil coin with chocolate under the wrapper. But instead of being good chocolate, it's that nasty chalky stuff you can buy at the dollar store that even the most desperate of us wouldn't want to eat.

The ladies did a great job tonight. Fully entertained throughout the entire match.

Best Halloween costume I ever did. 1997, Nipissing University.

Night sky over Minnehaha Bay.

Guy who cheats on every one of his wives and cheats on his taxes and cheats at everything under the sun accuses everyone else of cheating.

🤔

Some light reading for Shohei Ohtani. IYKYK.

(original artwork by me)