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Mackenzie

@coffeeshopjihad

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Due to *gestures broadly* it’s time for me to start looking for a new job!

If you know anyone looking for an experienced policy nerd, research analyst, gov’t affairs, strat comms person — point me towards them.

Lacy turns 14 next month so need to be able to buy Lambies!

25.03.2025 01:18 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m so grateful for the almost 14 years she’s been in my life. And grateful beyond words that she’s home with us tonight.

I love you infinitely, Lacy Belle. 🩷

21.03.2025 04:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The emergency vet and they think a mild ear infection and/or a thing called “vestibular old dog disease.” So essentially she appears tipsy. 🥂

21.03.2025 04:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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She is home now and okay, but Lacy gave us a huge scare this afternoon. I thought she was having a stroke. Couldn’t walk straight, falling over, eyes doing this weird shifty thing.

21.03.2025 04:53 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Doesn’t mint sting?

21.03.2025 04:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Look at this perfect puptato 🩷

25.02.2025 04:54 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why is having eyeballs so expensive?

07.02.2025 19:15 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You two can go die on that hill together 😂😂😂🫶🏻

28.01.2025 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s been totally off here and Twitter since the election.

28.01.2025 23:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A work convo just reminded me that my husband has horrible taste in pens.

28.01.2025 17:00 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Teen™️ and I had a Nintendo switch lite during covid. I haven’t been able to find it since my move to GA a couple years ago.

Now I want to potato and play Crash Bandicoot and I’m considering buying another and I have no good reason not to.

04.01.2025 07:00 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Netflix is ruining football

25.12.2024 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My husband is so extra in the best possible ways. 🎄

24.12.2024 19:58 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like Dossier for the same reason! I’ll have to look into Creamo.

18.12.2024 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m on a fragrance kick. My current faves are:

1) Tom Ford Lost Cherry
2) Gucci Flora Gorgeous Gardenia
3) Dior Hynotic Poison
4) Dulce by Rosie Jane
5) Nemat Amber perfume oil 🩷

Tell me yours!

18.12.2024 07:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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⚡️NEW #IndependentAmericans EP311. Leo Shane. The Great Military Times Reporter on Hegseth’s History and Nomination. Collins for VA Sec. Assad Goes Down. Musk & Ramaswamy Wanna Cut All Vets Benefits. Army Navy Week. Remembering Eddy Schrank.

🎙️All platforms or: independentamericans.us/311-leo-shan...

12.12.2024 13:14 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

I attempted to pick a new cologne for my husband since his favorite was discontinued. I sniffed over 20 that somehow all smelled alike before I got a headache and gave up.

Also I do not understand the obsession with Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille and Replica’s By the Fireplace. They are *awful*

16.12.2024 06:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy annual “Fine, we’re Dept of the Navy” day to all the Marines out there.

14.12.2024 18:24 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She’s happy and well fed!

07.12.2024 07:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finished an amazing book and went to start the second book and realized I read them out of order.

My life is ruined.

02.12.2024 17:34 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No taste difference tho

01.12.2024 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better!

01.12.2024 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Creamier!

01.12.2024 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had ice cream made from buffalo milk today.

30.11.2024 23:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t need this negativity!

29.11.2024 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do love Brussels sprouts

28.11.2024 05:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Green bean casserole is the superior Thanksgiving side dish.

27.11.2024 17:48 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2
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I yeeted out of a plane today (thanks to my husband picking the best Christmas gift for me) and it was *amazing*

Now I want classes to learn to do this on my own.

25.11.2024 03:47 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Song of Achilles!

20.11.2024 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s try this again

20.11.2024 05:05 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0