Maths Daddy

You know, there’s no walk of shame quite like a Monday morning walk of shame in full Oktoberfest apparel, lederhosen and all

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I wonder what hoops the adults who put their Hogwarts house in their bios will jump through to convince themselves their favorite children’s book author isn’t bigoted trash this time. Who am I kidding, they’ll just throw ace people under the bus too.

The absolute glee some are displaying in blaming Palestinians, and people who protested on their behalf, for their own ethnic cleansing is a strategic error (obvs you target the decision maker), a political error (obvs you need those votes), and a moral error (obvs fix your hearts or die).

Imagine ever having thought anything other than this was going to happen

The northeast has officially reached wearing-the-fuzzy-slippers-for-function-rather-than-fashion levels of cold

a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ? ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?

No elaboration needed

Whichever gay bar is throwing a party with pie and specials on orange juice cocktails is the one I’m going to this weekend

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust into the sky by a dubious tower contraption?

During a week that involved getting sent to the ER twice and being put on painkillers, somehow the greatest hurt came from an “I’m seeing someone now” text from a guy. I thought I’d aged out of this!

My friend’s couch in Munich had good morning lighting

Screenshot of a Scruff message notification saying “Hola tío”

It would appear I am in Spain

Screenshot of the TV show Battlestar Galactica featuring Commander Adama speaking, with the closed caption reading “It’s an integrated computer network and I will not have it aboard this ship”

Family: “MathsDaddy is tech savvy and works with computers; I’m sure he’ll love this smart home enabled appliance for his apartment!”
Me:

A close-up shot of the Malzeno amiibo perched atop a small fir tree adorned with Christmas lights

I decided to go with the classic approach to a tree topper this year and use a winged creature that smites archdemons.

Damn right it was

“Are you using the…?”
“The iconic opening theme from Jeanne’s Spy Action as my phone ringtone? Yeah, I am.”

lol while playing 2 truths and a lie as part of an icebreaker, the lie I made up was about my Erdős number since the last time I checked it wasn’t even finite. But apparently as of a publication from my grad school years, the number I chose almost made it a third truth.